Funny Sijo Poems | Examples

These Funny Sijo poems are examples of Sijo poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Sijo Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium MemberMost Of All

So hungry, high, holy, hazy, and most of all homely.
So crazy, cute, cunning, cuddly, and most of all corny.
So lovely, longing, lamenting, looney, and most of all lonely.


Premium MemberRhyming Scheme

Lately I have been feeling so happy and so rappy.
But whenever I get snappy, I go for a nappy.
Just never make me feel so unhappy nor either so crappy.

Premium MemberThe Sleeping Chef- -Part 2

/center>The pastry chef alas a prime and proper cooks in an steel oven 
Bakes cakes buttery biscuits pizzas and all types of breads
Took a nap, burnt them up...enough said so sad blacken charcoal breads


8/29/19
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. ©2019

Premium MemberCuriosity Killed the Sketch

A pen travels across paper; a line appears to follow. Curiously growing eyes; anxiously follow its path. Muscles and tendons taught; cat leaps and the sketch is gone.

Premium MemberOh Wolverine

December 12.2012


The scales are balanced, great joys ,vast heartache, deep rooted love.

Age withered appetite ,no food, nor travel desired, memories rekindle want ,but not drive.

A weekend with Hugh Jackman can surely re whet my palate, oh wolverine on high!

Brenda Atry December , 2012


Premium MemberFoot Passion

She brings to my desire her perfect infallible feet
I try to tickle her funny bone by rubbing her feet softly
All that succeeds is her passion for me increases tenfold 

Russell Sivey

Entrant into Nette Onclaud's "ON YOUR FEET" contest

1/26/2012

Premium MemberHeadlines Woodridge Estates

loving notion, dying of an overdose of love potion heavenly dream of an old gent far spent, as mind finishes rent an old man expires, as beautiful aid rubs back with lotion =================== For Natalie The Rogue Rhymer Die A 'Fun' Death Contest

Premium MemberPussy Footing

Let’s not tip toe around it we all know we’re too cute
Luckily they don’t have to look at our bound feet afterwards!
But in the dark, it is neither feet nor face he’ll be dealing with….

Premium MemberCat Food

The small brown frog has returned with spring to peep from the trees,
tonight he sits in the yellow porch light and shows himself to me
beside the cat’s bowl he sits, who says frogs are smart, not he!

Premium MemberLost In the Forties

~Lost are our beautiful starlets in the early forties
  In full garb, signs of their times, dancing tipping toe prancing their stance
  Contrasting our times, no cleavage revealed , but legs were bare

 For: Rick Parise 
Contest Name:  May I Have This Sijo Dance

Premium MemberPresident Bush In Three Lines

Confusion reigns in him, even before the press conference.
Yet when there's a chance to make a bad choice,  none's more decisive.
Acting only when he must, he throws the chips, lets them fall.

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