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Funny Sijo Poems

These Funny Sijo poems are examples of Sijo poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Sijo Funny poems written by international poets.

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Lately I have been feeling so happy and so rappy.
But whenever I get snappy, I go for a nappy.
Just never make me feel so unhappy...

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Categories: crazy, funny, humor, rap,

The Beach
At the Beach, people play in the sand and watch the waves go by. 

Maybe they will take a stroll on the boardwalk by the...

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Categories: day, funny,

Premium Member THE SLEEPING CHEF- -part 1
The pastry chef
Bakes cakes and breads
Took a nap, burnt them

Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. ©2019

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Categories: analogy, character, conflict, confusion,

Premium Member The SLEEPING CHEF- -part 2
/center>The pastry chef alas a prime and proper cooks in an steel oven 
Bakes cakes buttery biscuits pizzas and all types of breads
Took a nap,...

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Categories: analogy, confusion, cute, funny,

Premium Member Curiosity Killed The Sketch
A pen travels across paper; a line appears to follow.

Curiously growing eyes; anxiously follow its path.

Muscles and tendons taught; cat leaps and the sketch is...

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Categories: analogy, art, cat, fun,

Premium Member Oh Wolverine
 December 12.2012

The scales are balanced, great joys ,vast heartache, deep rooted love.

Age withered appetite ,no food, nor travel desired, memories rekindle want ,but not...

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Categories: funny, introspection, life, december,

Hollywood Kiss
Have you taken notice of how they kiss in Hollywood?
You mean those hot, sexy, steamy kisses in the movie love scenes?
No, the ones when heads...

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Categories: funny, kiss,

Privileged Feet
Damn your feet that crushed and squashed thousands of grapes in the pool!
While we only have eaten those purple drupes in our wildest dreams
And did...

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Categories: funny,

Premium Member Foot Passion
She brings to my desire her perfect infallible feet
I try to tickle her funny bone by rubbing her feet softly
All that succeeds is her passion...

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Categories: life, passion,

Premium Member Headlines Woodridge Estates
loving notion, dying of an overdose of love potion 
heavenly dream of an old gent far spent, as mind finishes rent 
an old man expires,...

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Categories: funny, old, old,

We will dance all night and into the early morning
We forgot our outfits and we have nothing to wear
We will wear our shower caps and...

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Categories: funny

Premium Member Pussy Footing
Let’s not tip toe around it we all know we’re too cute
Luckily they don’t have to look at our bound feet afterwards!
But in the dark,...

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Categories: funny, girlfriend-boyfriend

Which one is me
Six ballerinas on their toes waiting for curtain drop,
five of them are female and one male dressed as a ballerina,
I mingled among them in tutu,find...

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Categories: funny

Premium Member Cat Food
The small brown frog has returned with spring to peep from the trees,
tonight he sits in the yellow porch light and shows himself to me

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Categories: animals, funny

Premium Member Lost in the Forties
~Lost are our beautiful starlets in the early forties
  In full garb, signs of their times, dancing tipping toe prancing their stance

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Categories: funny