Funny Sijo Poems | Examples
These Funny Sijo poems are examples of Sijo poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Sijo Funny poems written by international poets.
Lately I have been feeling so happy and so rappy.
But whenever I get snappy, I go for a nappy.
Just never make me feel so unhappy nor either so crappy.
At the Beach, people play in the sand and watch the waves go by.
Maybe they will take a stroll on the boardwalk by the shore.
Or binging on taffy, a childhood dream.
/center>The pastry chef alas a prime and proper cooks in an steel oven
Bakes cakes buttery biscuits pizzas and all types of breads
Took a nap, burnt them up...enough said so sad blacken charcoal breads
8/29/19
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. ©2019
A pen travels across paper; a line appears to follow.
Curiously growing eyes; anxiously follow its path.
Muscles and tendons taught; cat leaps and the sketch is gone.
December 12.2012
The scales are balanced, great joys ,vast heartache, deep rooted love.
Age withered appetite ,no food, nor travel desired, memories rekindle want ,but not drive.
A weekend with Hugh Jackman can surely re whet my palate, oh wolverine on high!
Brenda Atry December , 2012
Have you taken notice of how they kiss in Hollywood?
You mean those hot, sexy, steamy kisses in the movie love scenes?
No, the ones when heads are side by side and they kiss the air
Damn your feet that crushed and squashed thousands of grapes in the pool!
While we only have eaten those purple drupes in our wildest dreams
And did you just say you would make wine from those feet-ground fruits?
Glenn Sentes
For Nette Onclaud's ON YOUR FEET Contest
01-26-12
*Adjudged 1st Place
She brings to my desire her perfect infallible feet
I try to tickle her funny bone by rubbing her feet softly
All that succeeds is her passion for me increases tenfold
Russell Sivey
Entrant into Nette Onclaud's "ON YOUR FEET" contest
1/26/2012
loving notion, dying of an overdose of love potion
heavenly dream of an old gent far spent, as mind finishes rent
an old man expires, as beautiful aid rubs back with lotion
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For Natalie The Rogue Rhymer
Die A 'Fun' Death Contest
We will dance all night and into the early morning
We forgot our outfits and we have nothing to wear
We will wear our shower caps and chicken coats instead
Let’s not tip toe around it we all know we’re too cute
Luckily they don’t have to look at our bound feet afterwards!
But in the dark, it is neither feet nor face he’ll be dealing with….
Six ballerinas on their toes waiting for curtain drop,
five of them are female and one male dressed as a ballerina,
I mingled among them in tutu,find which one is me!
© kashinath karmakar
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By:kashinath karmakar (5th April 2011,photo based)
The small brown frog has returned with spring to peep from the trees,
tonight he sits in the yellow porch light and shows himself to me
beside the cat’s bowl he sits, who says frogs are smart, not he!
~Lost are our beautiful starlets in the early forties
In full garb, signs of their times, dancing tipping toe prancing their stance
Contrasting our times, no cleavage revealed , but legs were bare
For: Rick Parise
Contest Name: May I Have This Sijo Dance
Following the trail of an ant I almost reached its nest,
a grasshopper came in between and told to follow it,
as I turned my back, you trampled us with your high heels in my dream.
© kashinath karmakar
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By:kashinath karmakar (23rd March 2011)