Sideburns Poems - Poems about Sideburns

...I wanna trade in my stubby spindleshanks..., (a poor excuse for legs), and get me the latest sophisticated prosthetics advancements, whereat integration of cultured stem cells into custom made......Read the rest...

...Sassy sobriquets schooled sissy spindleshanks... studious sexagenarian skinny scruffy scribe My utmost humblest apology for inducing the following cerebral calisthenics upon your cranium, but ......Read the rest...

...Date December 31. 2040 Damian Stood on the ground floor Of the new Mansion while GrandDad Hakim rested In the Living room watching TV. The First level was half complete. Damian thought the......Read the rest...

...Damian and Dolly met at the small Park A mile away from her and Molly's apartment. They were touching loving kissing and a bit of Caressing. It was intoxicating. To much For a Park bench. The......Read the rest...

...Coloring smiling faces donned with faux missing teeth, and waxing poetic lip schtick adorned with moustaches Swarthy, spooky, scary carved pumpkin faces thickly materialized out of thin air a......Read the rest...

...Then the guns roared!! and it was hard to distinguish the Hush from the roaring; the two seemed almost Indistinguishable. Was it the roaring, I wondered, or was it the hush that was The more ......Read the rest...

...The sideburns of the Maples Turned another color in early October I look in my Roman bathroom mirror Person reflected is a stranger to me The green children No more than sprouts finding thei......Read the rest...

...Peace and love lots of slang man I'm feeling groovy tonight I was a flower child still stand wishing we could all unite although they protested in their maxi dresses and were getting a......Read the rest...

...Sassy sobriquets schooled sissy spindleshanks... studious skinny scruffy scribe Scathing, scolding, screaming, scorning, searing, sing, sociopathic sarin soaked skewed squirt, sputtering, squa......Read the rest...

...An Aunties Wedding There was an empty Players box flattened beneath the dancers a scent of receding tide on the quay swept, green, slick as hair oil bound by ginger sideburns your dress sha......Read the rest...

...Elvis Presley high on drugs with gyrating hips and shrugs sang many a great song chubby cheeks, sideburns long ere guitar strings pulled all plugs. ~08/20/18 ~Celebrity limerick contest ......Read the rest...

...Please don't say Vegas. We're halfway between Durban and Bloem', so don't say Vegas, okay ? Thankfully you found a way, reluctantly, to settle on the right answer without saying it out loud. Al......Read the rest...

...There once was a crooner with sideburns Whose lips howled and hips churned as he turned His first name was Elvis They called him "The Pelvis" Until the day he flamed out, crashed and burne......Read the rest...

...My life's been fine without you -- really has. A Belgian bar has opened in the square, and weekends, we do beer and tapas there, then Malcolm and Elaine's place, for some jazz and Jamieson's.......Read the rest...

...Chino By Edmund Siejka (from East Of Seventh, Local Gems Press publisher. Available on Amazon) Waiting near a candy store For something to happen Chino pretended to be his idol The 19......Read the rest...