Funny Sick Poems
These Funny Sick poems are examples of Sick poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Sick Funny poems written by international poets.
That CatI see her kitten again.
It he trying, or is he dying?
Is it feline immunodeficiency?
Why doesn’t she fall back in love
with that husband?
What when that kitten...
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Categories:
sick, animal, beauty, cute love,
CIRO GARGANO JUNK SICK OFFICERSIT WAS 1984 DURING AN ELECTION CIRO GARGANO RAN THIS SMALL TOWN OUTSIDE GREATLAKES NAVY BASE WITH HIS DRUG CARTEL AND AN IRON FIST OF...
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sick, allah,
'A' is for 'Awful,' 'C' is for 'Cookie'
Once I ate a defective Oreo
I’d imported from Lower Borneo
I’d spent too...
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Categories:
food, money, sick,
Monster of myselfFollowing me wherever I go
My greatest fear and my biggest foe
Long dark nights you keep me awake
Even the beating of your heart
And your breathing...
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Categories:
sick, child, depression, emo, integrity,
A Message of HopeA Message of Hope **
Seek inspiration in every day
Despite it's cruel intentions.
Find the bitter taste in rain that falls
Delightful just to mention
Learn to love all...
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sick, dark, funny, hope, motivation,
Catching FeelingsI never understood why people said they “caught feelings”.
That didn’t make any sense. How can you catch feelings?
You can catch a cold or the flu,...
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sick, feelings, heart, how i
Don't Eat The Cocktail Sauce In The RefridgeratorSweat pricks my eyes shut
Flaming punches strike my gut
Yet I boldly dance...
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sick, confidence, endurance, food, funny,
Squirm the GermSquirm the Germ
Vs.1
There’s a germ, his name is Squirm, he lives inside our head, and when we cough or sneeze or wheeze, he jumps...
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sick, caregiving, child, education, health,
Head ColdA cough and a sneeze
another tissue please
Nose runny throat sore
fatigue and feeling wore
Slight fever lost appetite
wanting it to end to feel right.
Vicks rub on the...
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sick,
A Man Got SickA man got sick, needed specialists' aid,
All organs were treated, no hope did they fade,
But alas, in the end,
The man met his end,
Happily ever after,...
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Categories:
sick, fun, humor, nonsense,
Mooove Overthere once was an old farmer named Dick
he injected his cows that were sick
Bessie mooed “oh no!”
as Dick slipped in a hole
“Don’t you bellow, it’s...
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animal, farm, funny, sick,
Common Coldthey say it’s just a common cold
it comes across so brash and bold
an apple a day
it is what they say
only healthy people were polled...
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fruit, funny, health, sick,
Their Sick Shes Funny Family Dinera-lot-a money
how you run it
doesn’t want her to go
Seen ‘‘em leave
like rookie pro...
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Categories:
sick, hate, love,
Call the Doctormy feet smell
my nose runs
my heart breaks
my tongue is tied
my liver is chopped
my brain is cramped
my spare rib is missing
my throat harbors a frog
my sweet...
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Categories:
sick, body, giggle, health, humorous,
Nevada CowboyThere once was a cowboy from Nevada.
He wore a barf bag as a bandana.
When he rode on his horse,
his sickness grew worse,
and his intestines...
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Categories:
sick, crazy, fun, funny, giggle,