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Funny Sick Poems

These Funny Sick poems are examples of Sick poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Sick Funny poems written by international poets.


That Cat
I see her kitten again.
It he trying, or is he dying?
Is it feline immunodeficiency?

Why doesn’t she fall back in love
with that husband?
What when that kitten...

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Categories: sick, animal, beauty, cute love,



Premium Member CIRO GARGANO JUNK SICK OFFICERS
IT WAS 1984 DURING AN ELECTION CIRO GARGANO RAN THIS SMALL TOWN OUTSIDE GREATLAKES NAVY BASE WITH HIS DRUG CARTEL AND AN IRON FIST OF...

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Categories: sick, allah,

Premium Member 'A' is for 'Awful,' 'C' is for 'Cookie'
   Once I ate a defective Oreo
   I’d imported from Lower Borneo
       I’d spent too...

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Categories: food, money, sick,

Monster of myself
Following me wherever I go
My greatest fear and my biggest foe
Long dark nights you keep me awake
Even the beating of your heart 
And your breathing...

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Categories: sick, child, depression, emo, integrity,

A Message of Hope
A Message of Hope **

Seek inspiration in every day
Despite it's cruel intentions.
Find the bitter taste in rain that falls
Delightful just to mention

Learn to love all...

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Categories: sick, dark, funny, hope, motivation,



Catching Feelings
I never understood why people said they “caught feelings”.
That didn’t make any sense. How can you catch feelings?
You can catch a cold or the flu,...

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Categories: sick, feelings, heart, how i

Don't Eat The Cocktail Sauce In The Refridgerator
Sweat pricks my eyes shut
Flaming punches strike my gut
Yet I boldly dance...

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Categories: sick, confidence, endurance, food, funny,

Premium Member Squirm the Germ
Squirm the Germ 

Vs.1
There’s a germ, his name is Squirm, he lives inside our head, and when we cough or sneeze or wheeze, he jumps...

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Categories: sick, caregiving, child, education, health,

Premium Member Head Cold
A cough and a sneeze
another tissue please
Nose runny throat sore
fatigue and feeling wore
Slight fever lost appetite
wanting it to end to feel right.

Vicks rub on the...

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Categories: sick,

A Man Got Sick
A man got sick, needed specialists' aid,
All organs were treated, no hope did they fade,
But alas, in the end,
The man met his end,
Happily ever after,...

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Categories: sick, fun, humor, nonsense,

Premium Member Mooove Over
there once was an old farmer named Dick
he injected his cows that were sick
	Bessie mooed “oh no!”
	as Dick slipped in a hole
“Don’t you bellow, it’s...

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Categories: animal, farm, funny, sick,

Premium Member Common Cold
they say it’s just a common cold
it comes across so brash and bold
	an apple a day
	it is what they say
only healthy people were polled...

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Categories: fruit, funny, health, sick,

Premium Member Their Sick Shes Funny Family Diner
a-lot-a money 
how you run it
 
doesn’t want her to go
Seen ‘‘em leave 

 like rookie pro...

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Categories: sick, hate, love,

Premium Member Call the Doctor
my feet smell
my nose runs
my heart breaks
my tongue is tied
my liver is chopped
my brain is cramped
my spare rib is missing
my throat harbors a frog
my sweet...

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Categories: sick, body, giggle, health, humorous,

Premium Member Nevada Cowboy
There once was a cowboy from Nevada.
He wore a barf bag as a bandana. 
When he rode on his horse,
his sickness grew worse,
and his intestines...

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Categories: sick, crazy, fun, funny, giggle,


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