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'A' is for 'Awful,' 'C' is for 'Cookie'

   Once I ate a defective Oreo
   I’d imported from Lower Borneo
       I’d spent too much money
       My stomach felt funny
   Then my 'plumbing' gave it the old heave-ho

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John Read

December 6, 2024 at 10:22 AM

Well at least you learnt a lesson , with defective Oreos you shouldn't be messing, if your stomach felt funny, and your motions were runny, reinforced pants would be a blessing.

Regina Elliott

December 6, 2024 at 8:49 AM

Oh gosh, Gershon, lol! Your humorous poetry cracks me up. Have a fantabulous Friday and a Shabbat Shalom to you & your family. :)

Michael Tor

December 6, 2024 at 7:44 AM

Yes Gershon I heard that they are not good to eat and there is some kind of symbol on the outer part that depicts some kind design from the Freemasons and Knights Templer and looking further into this they are saying that these cookies have nasty ingredients in them. Years ago they were a favorite now you can't trust any foods you buy. Your body's reaction did the right thing. I know they believe it or not fry them as a desert at 99 Restaurant chain and are on the menu.