Short Zipper Poems
Short Zipper Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Zipper by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Zipper by length and keyword.
Our Preacher's zipper is broken
Yet nary a word was spoken
On bended knee
We all could see
For Sunday Service, he's jokin'!
A lady was sipping her tea
With her eyes on my crotch, not me!
A zipper undone
Is open to fun
But its always a stretch you see!
How old age and senile relate
Depends on cycling the flood gate
Forget zipper down?
Always leave it uptown?
Each a unique cognitive state
Jack was oh so lean and lanky
Jill was all for hanky panky
But things went amuck
When Jack's zipper stuck
In a pinch, she found him cranky!
Mrytle the turtle bought a new girdle
when her zipper wouldn't budge.
She sucked in her gut and stuck out
her butt and went off to buy more fudge.
There was a man called Pippa
Who was a female stripper
He was built like a tank
And thick as a plank
For he caught his bits 64 times in his zipper
I was using the toilet one day
Caught my bits in the zipper all the way
It was a painful wring
Like a tenor I did sing
Now I’m a girl, what can I say
A blue whale spied a Yankee clipper.
First, he used his tail to flip her.
He gulped her whole, and feeling chipper,
he closed his mouth with a zipper.
Silly Dilly in pursuit of school
Always late which was not very cool
Two legs in his pants
Broke out in a dance
Oh, how that zipper was so damn cruel
A young girl backed into my zipper
On a bus too crowded for kipper
With pressure exerted
My little thing spurted
What seemed to be from the Big Dipper!
A lady so much older than I
Deftly signalled a path from her thigh
Like a wrinkle in thyme
Something started to climb
Hmmph! I forgot to zip up my fly!
A man that men call The Big Dipper
Went bonkers over a busty stripper
He wanted to tip her
But then had to skip her
When his meat got caught in his zipper
singing in a auditorium voice rang out, your zipper is down
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There was a stripper called Tipper
Who trapped his tool in his zipper
Caught his nuts in the teeth
And shredded the skin beneath
They now call him Jack the ripper
Went to the park for a picnic today
Found one open and began to sashay
Flipped my flipper
Zipped my zipper
Such freedom is better than a toothache
A doctor was checking a prostate.
When all of a sudden a noise made.
It sounded like a zipper,
The guy gave him a flipper.
Jumped up and demanded a rebate!!!
Yellow dress from youth untold, fitted on age already stowed.
both acquainted, but have no words; mouth is dry, zipper closed.
Once was worn, now only hold, look at mirror; your to old.
A man was thought to be Jack the Ripper
who cried I'm just a hard-working stripper
The bobbies said Show us the proof
When he flashed his tiny tool
he was cuffed before fixing his zipper
A young man who plays the piano.
Came into the church, bench sit down on.
And what he did spy
Would catch any eye.
His zipper was opened so wide, Oh!
*True story Limerick
Very, very naughty I can sometimes be
Turning over a new leaf but I sure need to pee
Be back in a jiff
Well that's really if
I can zip my zipper without snagging my wee tree
Very, very naughty I can sometimes be
Turning over a new leaf but I sure need to pee
Be back in a jiff
Well that's really if
I can zip my zipper without snagging my wee tree
Very, very naughty I can sometimes be
Turning over a new leaf but I sure need to pee
Be back in a jiff
Well that's really if
I can zip my zipper without snagging my wee tree
Very, very naughty I can sometimes be
Turning over a new leaf but I sure need to pee
Be back in a jiff
Well that's really if
I can zip my zipper without snagging my wee tree
I can put things together
Sometimes I'm on what you wear
Sometimes on things
Sometimes I get stuck and you get mad at me
Its not often for me to break
I'm made out of metal
I'm a zipper
There once was a man in tight blue jeans.
Whose woman was covered in sunscreens.
She rested her slipper
on top of his zipper.
Which caused a quick swelling of man veins!!
05/26/14