Short Zipper Poems

Sew this thread
into my lips
shut my mouth
like a zipper zips...

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wine from a slipper
did I forget to tip her...
pull up the Zipper...

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Zipper moonlight glow
Seals your shy lips together
Offers no halo...

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A zipper climbs
as leather tightens,
'Pon thy knees awaits
Le Soumis...

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Just like a zipper 
The ship goes on Spring-colored sea
The wake are opening the sea...

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BYE     BYE



Jet plane’s swish
Zipper across the blue

How I wish
I were going with you....

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There's a fly in the ointment...
This one is a ripper!
'Cause that darn fly,
Has got me caught up in his zipper......

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Our Preacher's zipper is broken
Yet nary a word was spoken
On bended knee
We all could see
For Sunday Service, he's jokin'!...

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A lady was sipping her tea
With her eyes on my crotch, not me!
A zipper undone
Is open to fun
But its always a stretch you see!...

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How old age and senile relate
Depends on cycling the flood gate
Forget zipper down?
Always leave it uptown?
Each a unique cognitive state...

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Jack was oh so lean and lanky
Jill was all for hanky panky
But things went amuck
When Jack's zipper stuck
In a pinch, she found him cranky!...

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Mrytle the turtle bought a new girdle
when her zipper wouldn't budge.
She sucked in her gut and stuck out
her butt and went off to buy more fudge....

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There was a man called Pippa
Who was a female stripper
He was built like a tank
And thick as a plank
For he caught his bits 64 times in his zipper...

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I was using the toilet one day
Caught my bits in the zipper all the way
It was a painful wring
Like a tenor I did sing
Now I’m a girl, what can I say...

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A blue whale spied a Yankee clipper.
First, he used his tail to flip her.
He gulped her whole, and feeling chipper,
he closed his mouth with a zipper....

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Silly Dilly in pursuit of school
Always late which was not very cool
	Two legs in his pants
	Broke out in a dance
Oh, how that zipper was so damn cruel...

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A young girl backed into my zipper
On a bus too crowded for kipper
With pressure exerted
My little thing spurted
What seemed to be from the Big Dipper!...

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A lady so much older than I 
Deftly signalled a path from her thigh
Like a wrinkle in thyme
Something started to climb
Hmmph!  I forgot to zip up my fly!...

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A man that men call The Big Dipper
Went bonkers over a busty stripper
He wanted to tip her
But then had to skip her
When his meat got caught in his zipper...

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singing in a auditorium voice rang out, your zipper is down


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Date Created: 09/02/2020...

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There was a stripper called Tipper
Who trapped his tool in his zipper
Caught his nuts in the teeth
And shredded the skin beneath
They now call him Jack the ripper...

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Went to the park for a picnic today
Found one open and began to sashay
Flipped my flipper
Zipped my zipper
Such freedom is better than a toothache...

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A doctor was checking a prostate.
When all of a sudden a noise made.
     It sounded like a zipper,
     The guy gave him a flipper.
Jumped up and demanded a rebate!!!...

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Yellow dress from youth untold, fitted on age already stowed.
both acquainted, but have no words; mouth is dry, zipper closed.
Once was worn, now only hold, look at mirror; your to old....

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A man was thought to be jack the ripper
who cried I'm just a hard-working stripper
the bobbies said show us the proof
when he flashed his tiny tool
he was cuffed before fixing his zipper...

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