Short Wombat Poems
Short Wombat Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Wombat by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Wombat by length and keyword.
Brussels Sprouts
Me, the contrarian,
hardcore vegetarian,
Would rather eat wombat snouts
than brussels sprouts....
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Categories:
wombat, animal, food, hate, humor, humorous, hyperbole, satire,
Form:
Quatrain
Homer the House Cat
He called himself Homer the house cat
And mostly ate tuna with pork fat
After lunch he'd meow
'Nearly upchuck his chow!
And grin like an overstuffed wombat!...
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Categories:
wombat, animals
Form:
Limerick
My Pet Wombat
Pat, pat, pat,
He's my wombat,
Wee Winky is his name,
Pat, pat, pat,
Wee Winky sat,
He really is quite tame.
Stroke, stroke, stroke,
He's just awoke,
Winky's such a sleepy head,
Stroke, stroke, stroke,
He's a hairy bloke,
A burrow is his bed....
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Categories:
wombat, kids, pets,
Form:
Rhyme
Victory To the Prey
Where a dingo, with crushed skull, lies,
a stout round creature backs up
from the entrance of his burrow.
His sturdy rump has saved him,
and his worst enemy has been
rear-ended by a wombat!
Written Jan. 17, 2015 by Andrea Dietrich
for the Night Creatures Contest of nette onclaud
Animal is #1: Wombat...
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Categories:
wombat, animal,
Form:
Verse
Dumping Down Under
The species of Aussie wombat
Are unique when producing 'scat'
I’m not kidding you
They poop square shaped pooh
I wonder if you too knew that!
The poem was a challenge by an on line friend and how could I refuse writing about square poop - thanks for the inspiration
The wombat produces 80 - 100 square cubes of poop a day!
22/04/21...
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Categories:
wombat, animal, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
The Wombat
Where mountains rise and forests grow
the slow wombat digs his home.
It lives in fear of foes and those
who deride its shape and gait.
It roams the land, where green abounds,
when full darkness falls around.
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No.1 ~ Wombat
Author: Paul Callus ~ 18 th Jan 2015
Contest: Night Creatures
Sponsor: Nette Onclaud
Placed: 5th...
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Categories:
wombat, animal, night,
Form:
Verse
Man Versus Beast
Nary one lizard is curious about trains
Nor are kangaroos hopping mad about Ukraine
No wombat worries about crime in New York
And even pigs are unconcerned about shortages of pork
Name me one rhino who’s learned how to cook
Or a hippo who’s written a book
Even dolphins don’t go golfin,’ and
The only Tiger on the links is a Woods
Fragile physically though we humans may be
We want to know what goes on globally...
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Categories:
wombat, animal, men, perspective,
Form:
Couplet
Stuck In the Membrane
Here my guttural wombat cry
I'm envisioning a life without you...
This ridiculous school bus pandering-
Let the mafia emerge from underground
Shell the streets down
To choke this gasoline vibe
What were you hoping this time around?
Let the karma ferris wheel fly off the boardwalk
And skittles pepsi cola families
Hit the rebound
Your sucking the atmosphere dry
I'd rather dig a grave than participate
I'll be a carpenter bee
To your massive unparalleled stupidity...
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Categories:
wombat, angst, funeral, funny,
Form:
Free verse
A Short Drive
A couple of 'roos
A joey standing forlorn by it's unmoving mother
A few wallabies
A brick of a wombat
An Echidna
A heap of budgies
A raven
Some pretty green grass parrots
Cockies and galahs
A baby magpie
A snake
Some frogs
Someone's cat
A stray dog
All broken
Squashed flat
Mangled
Bloated
Instant death or slow painful bleeding out
In agony
All those battered bodies
The sadness of it all
The need for speed
Creating this meaningless road toll
And no-one seems to care...
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Categories:
wombat, sad,
Form:
Free verse