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Short Wombat Poems

Short Wombat Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Wombat by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Wombat by length and keyword.

Brussels Sprouts
Me, the contrarian, 
	hardcore vegetarian,
Would rather eat wombat snouts
	than brussels sprouts....

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Categories: wombat, animal, food, hate, humor, humorous, hyperbole, satire,
Form: Quatrain

Premium Member Homer The House Cat
He called himself Homer the house cat
And mostly ate tuna with pork fat
After lunch he'd meow
'Nearly upchuck his chow!
And grin like an overstuffed wombat!...

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Categories: wombat, animals
Form: Limerick
Pat, pat, pat,
He's my wombat,
Wee Winky is his name,
Pat, pat, pat,
Wee Winky sat,
He really is quite tame.

Stroke, stroke, stroke,
He's just awoke,
Winky's such a sleepy head,
Stroke, stroke, stroke,
He's a hairy bloke, 
A burrow is his bed....

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Categories: wombat, kids, pets,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Victory to the Prey
Where a dingo, with crushed skull, lies, a stout round creature backs up from the entrance of his burrow. His sturdy rump has saved him, and his worst enemy has been rear-ended by a wombat! Written Jan. 17, 2015 by Andrea Dietrich for the Night Creatures Contest of nette onclaud Animal is #1: Wombat

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Categories: wombat, animal,
Form: Verse
Premium Member The Wombat
Where mountains rise and forests grow
the slow wombat digs his home.
It lives in fear of foes and those
who deride its shape and gait.
It roams the land, where green abounds, 
when full darkness falls around.

No.1 ~ Wombat
Author: Paul Callus ~ 18 th Jan 2015 
Contest: Night Creatures
Sponsor: Nette Onclaud
Placed: 5th

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Categories: wombat, animal, night,
Form: Verse

Stuck in the membrane
Here my guttural wombat cry
I'm envisioning a life without you...
This ridiculous school bus pandering-
Let the mafia emerge from underground
Shell the streets down
To choke this gasoline vibe

What were you hoping this time around?
Let the karma ferris wheel fly off the boardwalk
And skittles pepsi cola families
Hit the rebound
Your sucking the atmosphere dry

I'd rather dig a grave than participate
I'll be a carpenter bee
To your massive unparalleled stupidity...

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Categories: wombat, angst, funeral, funny,
Form: Free verse