Short Wallop Poems

When Elephants in the room start wildly wackin'
Bring in dah Donkeys ta send their butts a packin'





Bite Size Contest: Line Gauthier
Nov 2021...

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A rogue mosquito wasn't practicing
the fine art of social distancing
so with one vicious wallop
I painted a Jackson Pollack
and hung it in an art gallery...

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Bright gold angel pin

Garnished by brilliant gemstones

The gleam burned his eyes

His wallet took a wallop

Gratitude shown with passion...

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Bumped between summer sweat and winter wallop ~ Fall’s gilded glory glows 

Drowsy diurnal dreams drop like raindrips ~ from my quenching quill 




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Wallop, bang, crash when the car hit the tree
Have to say it didn’t sound that way to me
You mean crash, bang, wallop… I wasn’t being terse
No the driver said, I was going in reverse...

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Trump Must Be Male Trollope

Did discover that Trump is a Trollope;
On his high horse over us will gallop;
Help does refuse;
He made miscues;
On weird flat head we should wallop.

Jim Horn...

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I've read the limerick written by you, ol' bloke
Gotta tell ya, Mate, as a limerick it's a joke
I'll throw my lines in the ring
Go ahead and take a swing
A bulldog packs a wallop with every poke...

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A stunning, stinging earful
I've heard my share
It sounds like a banshee's scream
And packs a wallop!
Uncomfortable
Tantamount to picking at scabs
That expose fresh psychic wounds




Date written and posted: 02/01/2019...

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Wham! That music is dainty.
But the bass drum gives it a kick.
Such tympanic contrast.
A tasteful tune with a rap,
such a whack, such a wallop.

Memory can tease, torture,
create that tasteful tune
while dredging up a thought
of something better not called back,
to avoid such a whack, such a wallop.


(29 Dec 2023)...

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A
weapon,
one's knowledge.
The mightiest
of mighty weapons.
It is meant to be shared
It's power packs a wallop
It's more powerful than weapons
of war...wielded to indoctrinate,
to influence, to change the world. Use it.


Date written: 05/11/2020...

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Bucking Did Duck Did Chuck


Have you ever seen a bucking duck cluck?
Maybe he fell down and did not suck
Into the oats and grain for he could not duck
The bucking, clucking, duck could not fill up on muck
Could he wallop an ugly duck of Chuck’s wallop of pucks?
Of woodchuck, woodchuck then maybe he should pluck, duck.


Written: 11/26/14
Theresa Marie Hummingbird...

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I Won't Be Someone Else
That's Something I Can't Be
I'm Really Nothing Special
But I Kind of Do like Me

I Didn't Used to Be That Way
I Was Weak and Couldn't Win
But Now I Do  it's Very Nice
I Didn't Know "Me" Then

I Am Proud of Who I Am
And I Honor What I Say
That Is All I Have for Me
It's What Gets Me Through Each Day

To Yourself Be True...
That's Been Said Before
But it Really Packs a Wallop
Since I Understand it More


Connie Moore
July 31, 1992...

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miniature spaceboy was not as young as he looked
he found a drink on the table and it looked well cooked
he had a tiny taste out of a straw that was sitting alone
strawberry margarita packed a wallop, he dropped his cellphone

the person who came back to the table sucked it up through the straw.
complained to the bartender who said “lah dee dah”
a miniature spaceboy drops that cellphone in drinks every night.
the customer gave the barkeep a look that said “you aren’t right.”...

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miniature spaceboy was not as young as he looked
he found a drink on the table and it looked well cooked
he had a tiny taste out of a straw that was sitting alone
strawberry margarita packed a wallop, he dropped his cellphone

the person who came back to the table sucked it up through the straw.
complained to the bartender who said “lah dee dah”
a miniature spaceboy drops that cellphone in drinks every night.
the customer gave the barkeep a look that said “you aren’t right.”...

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