Short Vance Poems
Short Vance Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Vance by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Vance by length and keyword.
A Hoo Haa Transplant
There once was a dude named Vance
Who walked around town with no pants
Caught a chill down below
Stood erect, and then froze
Old Vance needed a Hoo Haa transplant...
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Categories:
vance, fun,
Form:
Limerick
A Hoo Ha Transplant
There once was dude named Vance
Who walked around town with no pants
Caught a chill down below
Stood erect, and then froze
Old Vance needed a Hoo Haa transplant...
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Categories:
vance, miracle,
Form:
Limerick
A Hoo Haw Transplant
There once was a dude named Vance
Who walked around town with no pants
Caught a chill down below
Stood erect and then froze
Old Vance needed a Hoo Haa transplant...
Read More
Categories:
vance, fun,
Form:
Limerick
A Hoo Haa Transplant
There once was dude named Vance
Who walked around town with no pants
Caught a chill down below
Stood erect, and then froze
Old Vance needed a Hoo Haa transplant
© Jack Ellison 2015...
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Categories:
vance, fun,
Form:
Limerick
This Is Just a List of Sitcom Characters
Florida Evans
Ethel Mertz
Theodore Huxtable
Michael Scott
Mary Albright
Bob Vance
Dr. Johnny Fever
George Jefferson
Esther Anderson
Mayor Quimby
J.J. Evans
Lily Aldrin
Lisa Douglas
Gloria Stivic
Uncle Fester
Oliver Wendell Douglas
Arnold Ziffel
Archie Bunker
Gomez Addams
Baldrick
Gomer Pyle
Lord Percy Percy
Grady Wilson
Wally Cleaver...
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Categories:
vance, allah,
Form:
Italian Sonnet
Paranormal For the Abnormal
Books people read,Vance:faces,
On plain ones future crime traces;
How does he this a mystery
What is obvious: plain mastery!
Today's suspects later felons
In the act caught with their talons
Isn't this guy paranormal
By spooks sent for The Abnormal,
His orders:to make things normal?
Russia coming for Vance for use,
The World Terrorists for misuse...
US might not want to him lose....
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Categories:
vance, analogy, fear, gothic, wisdom,
Form:
Rhyme