Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

A Hoo Haa Transplant

There once was dude named Vance
Who walked around town with no pants
Caught a chill down below
Stood erect, and then froze
Old Vance needed a Hoo Haa transplant


© Jack Ellison 2015

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Laura Breidenthal May 14, 2015 at 6:11 AM Dummy Vance! Why did he put himself in that predicament! So funny Jack! : ) Always, Laura Jack Ellison May 14, 2015 at 5:31 PM Some people eh!!! Love you Laura, my sweet! xxxxxxxxxx

Carol Eastman May 6, 2015 at 1:03 PM We're all groaning over here... Sigh! Hubby wants to know if that is local folklore? Jack Ellison May 6, 2015 at 4:51 PM Actually, it's a true story??? I'll never tell... huggsies Jack xxx

M. L. Kiser May 3, 2015 at 1:49 AM Jack, please...I'm running out of underwear. This was hilarious! Jack Ellison May 3, 2015 at 4:09 AM Oh I'm so sorry my dear M.L.!!! LOL LOve and hugs, Jack xxx

Casarah Nance May 2, 2015 at 7:37 AM Oh my goodness LOL, you are so fun to read. :) Jack Ellison May 2, 2015 at 7:46 AM And you are so sweet, my dearest Casarah! Big huggsies, Jackles xxx

Jan Allison May 2, 2015 at 7:12 AM ha ha ha Jack:-) you are getting more bawdy with your limericks and I LOVE them lol:-) Hugs Jan xx 7 xx Jack Ellison May 2, 2015 at 7:16 AM Naughty eh!!! LOL Hugs, Jack xxx