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A Hoo Haa Transplant

There once was dude named Vance Who walked around town with no pants Caught a chill down below Stood erect, and then froze Old Vance needed a Hoo Haa transplant © Jack Ellison 2015

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Laura Breidenthal

Date: 5/14/2015 6:11:00 AM

Dummy Vance! Why did he put himself in that predicament! So funny Jack! : ) Always, Laura

Jack Ellison
Date: 5/14/2015 5:31:00 PM

Some people eh!!! Love you Laura, my sweet! xxxxxxxxxx

Carol Eastman

Date: 5/6/2015 1:03:00 PM

We're all groaning over here... Sigh! Hubby wants to know if that is local folklore?

Jack Ellison
Date: 5/6/2015 4:51:00 PM

Actually, it's a true story??? I'll never tell... huggsies Jack xxx

M. L. Kiser

Date: 5/3/2015 1:49:00 AM

Jack, please...I'm running out of underwear. This was hilarious!

Jack Ellison
Date: 5/3/2015 4:09:00 AM

Oh I'm so sorry my dear M.L.!!! LOL LOve and hugs, Jack xxx

Casarah Nance

Date: 5/2/2015 7:37:00 AM

Oh my goodness LOL, you are so fun to read. :)

Jack Ellison
Date: 5/2/2015 7:46:00 AM

And you are so sweet, my dearest Casarah! Big huggsies, Jackles xxx

Jan Allison

Date: 5/2/2015 7:12:00 AM

ha ha ha Jack:-) you are getting more bawdy with your limericks and I LOVE them lol:-) Hugs Jan xx 7 xx

Jack Ellison
Date: 5/2/2015 7:16:00 AM

Naughty eh!!! LOL Hugs, Jack xxx