Short Uranus Poems

honeymoon 
djibouti, africa....
uranus viewed    ...

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"semi colon"


my proctologist told me 
Pluto is not a planet
but Uranus is...

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Saturn, Uranus,

Neptune are gas planets and

Venus is toxic.



Date: 06/20/2019...

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Toilet tissue is like the starship
Enterprise in that they both slip
Around Uranus
And zip up heinous
Klingons to ferry on a trip...

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The Hydrogen Bomb is heinous
Because it could crack Uranus
And that would be bad
Because we'd get mad
That God decided to brain us!...

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All the fighting Irish see stars
Over pints of Guinness in bars
But Jan has a plan
To transport each man
Its called, "Cork, Uranus to Mars"...

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Uranus, arsenal and album
All three refer to our rear chasm   
Sometimes smelly
Like a goat's underbelly
But often causing painful spasms...

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Uranus, arsenal and album
All three referring to our rear chasm   
Sometimes smelly
Like a goat's underbelly
But often causing painful spasms...

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Uranus, arsenal and album
All three referring to our rear chasm   
Sometimes smelly
Like a goat's underbelly
But often causing painful spasms...

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THE ASTRONOMER’S RETURN

An astronomer tetchy but famous
When his theories were placed in question
Returned this contortive suggestion 
“Why don’t you go gaze at Uranus!”...

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Uranus is tilted, gonna check out mine
Not making this up, a strange fact I did find
Weird things in space
Too scary to face
Need to get back on drugs, my mind to realign...

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Uranus is tilted, gonna check out mine
Not making this up, a strange fact I did find
Weird things in space
Too scary to face
Need to get back my drugs, my mind to realign...

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Uranus is tilted, gonna check out mine
Not making this up, a strange fact I did find
Weird things in space
Too scary to face
Need to get back my drugs, my mind to realign...

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oOOo
jupiter sat
on his turn to run
but Uranus said
“you are a sun”
pen a tune and
become the one
;Duck ;pluto plays
just for the fun.
xOOx
3 1 13
M V E M
i i W E ! ! 
x@@x
lol
;)~...

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Enthusiastic astronomer Phillip Jaynus
spent all his life looking at Uranus
He was also a qualified proctologist
I hope the subtle connection isn't missed!



4/13/19...

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blue jay way up high
a peacock on the river
forget-me-not dusk

sea holly shimmer
the blue dandelion days
sapphires in starlight

wet starfish creeping
starling in hydrangeas
neptune, uranus...

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Scientists predict 2029 will be a very bad year
An asteroid will hit us, seems like the end is near
Better make plans
Maybe move to Uranus
'Cept brochures don't have deals for that year I fear...

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Can anyone say Uranus without grinning 
Regaining composure, restart from the beginning
Don't know what's so funny
It's a planet, you dummies
True, it reminds us of one's bum and need for singing...

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Uranus is tilted on it's side, gonna check out mine
Not making this up, a strange space fact I did find
Weird things fill outer space
Some too scary to face
Need to get back on drugs, my mind ain't aligned...

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Uranus is tilted on it's side, gonna check out mine
Not making this up, a strange space fact I did find
Weird things fill outer space
Some too scary to face
Need to get back on drugs, my mind ain't aligned...

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Celestial superhighway;
the journey from earth to Uranus 
no longer takes a century,
but a simple ten-year run.

Twenty years round trip;
I will be home in time
to meet my children's children
and with them stargaze....

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Exploring deep space was a mus'
 For an astronomer named Gus
 But  his girlfriend saw red
 When to her he said
 I'd like to explore  Uranus
             
 Date: 4-25-15

 Contest Name: Make me Actually LOL

 Sponsor: Nina Parmenter...

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Venus will not come,
Saturn often run.
Mars filled the earthen form,
Mercury; yet all burn.
Jupiter glows in pride,
Uranus take her on ride.
Earth alone made her stand,
Pluto spent her strand.
Neptune alone made a sigh,
As winter gave her cry.
C.2017...

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umbrella unicorn underling understood utilizing Utopia
unless uncle Ulrich urged Uranus to undercut unicorn’s union
Union’s underground ugly units united umbrella unicorns
Unitarianism under siege, undercoated Uncle Ulrich,
undetermined units urged umbrella unicorn to unionize....

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uranus in aries
moon in aquarius
her hand s in mine
two large quincux
between celestial bodies
mercury and jupiter conjunct
in virgo yod configuration
we are waiting for our
karmic missions new
inner level of awareness
astounding layers of ignorance
we are blissful orphans...

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