Jan Allison Poet Epitaph

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He Wasn'T Always Stargazing - Bawdy

Enthusiastic astronomer Phillip Jaynus
spent all his life looking at Uranus
He was also a qualified proctologist
I hope the subtle connection isn't missed!



4/13/19

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Lindsay Laurie April 17, 2019 at 8:12 PM G'day Jan … must have been some sort of life; talking to one end while working on the other - thanks for the giggle Jan - Lindsay Jan Allison April 22, 2019 at 6:32 AM lol Lindsay:-) hugs Jan xx

Tania Kitchin April 14, 2019 at 3:44 PM Ha ha, hilarious, love it Jan, glad you are back! :) Jan Allison April 14, 2019 at 6:10 PM I'm not as active as I was Tania but YOU lured me back with the limerick contest and I'm delighted YOU are happy I'm back posting my poop and thanks for all your support it means so much to me:-) hugs Jan xx

Allen Beilschmidt Sr. April 14, 2019 at 2:03 PM lol. Very witty Jan Allison April 14, 2019 at 2:45 PM thanks:-)

Ravi Sathasivam April 14, 2019 at 3:32 AM Excellent one. Enjoyed reading it. Jan Allison April 14, 2019 at 4:13 AM thanks Ravi:-) hugs jan xx

CayCay Godwin April 14, 2019 at 1:15 AM I started giggling at 'Jaynus' - thank you for creating laughter among us with such a consistent styled talent. Never disappear, is that clear? Poetry hugs ... CayCay Jan Allison April 14, 2019 at 4:12 AM CayCay it is difficult as the moron who lied he'd died posted my 'epitaph' yesterday but I will never ever be bullied and forced to leave and I will always try and make soupers laugh:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta April 13, 2019 at 3:38 PM Alas his interests rectum! Aloha! Rico Jan Allison April 13, 2019 at 4:04 PM ha ha ha ha ha:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen April 13, 2019 at 2:23 PM - I hope so too .... :))) - Brilliant, Jan :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Jan Allison April 13, 2019 at 3:00 PM thanks Anne Lise I think its more understandable now I have the pic lol:-) hugs jan xx

Joseph May April 13, 2019 at 2:18 PM Haha...Nice one Jan Jan Allison April 13, 2019 at 2:59 PM thanks Joseph, I am now hooked on the form and I am inspired by the contest and ones I'm writing can go in the book lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Edlynn Nau April 13, 2019 at 1:43 PM LOL! I bet looking up after looking in is the ONLY way one could survive. You made me laugh and this was fun. Paradox abounds! Thanks for the laughter. Jan Allison April 13, 2019 at 2:05 PM Thanks Edlynn your comment is so funny! my hubby had prostate cancer which kick started me writing so we know all about proctologists:-) hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham April 13, 2019 at 11:35 AM Haha it nearly was Jan, had to look it up. Tom. Jan Allison April 13, 2019 at 12:47 PM I've added a cartoon now Tom, i guess if you've not dealt with prostate cancer as I have with my hubby then the connection may be difficult to understand I agree with Line it is a 'subtle connection lol:-) hugs jan xx

Line Gauthier April 13, 2019 at 10:37 AM Very subtle, Jan. Hard to miss the connection. LOL Jan Allison April 13, 2019 at 12:46 PM I've added a cartoon now Line I think maybe the connection was too subtle lol:-) hugs jan xx