Short Underage Poems

Chocolate milk is 
my alcohol because I
am underage. sigh...

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Intrusive,
Forbidden,
Off limits,
Repel.
Grievance,
Intractable, 
Vengeance,
Explain.
Young,
Off limits,
Underage....

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Punished because I was
Underage and drinking.
Not the fault of my friends.
It's my FAULT!
The car crashed
In flames and ended in a 
Very powerful
Explosion!...

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My early years and first crush of mine 
My very first steady was Janice Valentine
Grade ten it was
Underage by law
Messing 'round was constantly on my mind...

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OVER AGE THINKING LEADS TO UNDERAGE DRINKING!

TEENAGE ADDICTION IS FACT NOT FICTION!

PURCHASED ON THE STREETS, THEN OVERDOSE REPEATS!

THOSE WE COULDN'T SAVE, WIND UP IN THE GRAVE!...

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An old, gray-haired emir from Yemen
Preferred courting underage women,
He kept a list
Of those he kissed
Banished those he considered a lemon.

written June 26, 2021...

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The massage
At the Maximum Security Prison
Is fulfilling
If you manage to heal
Ah! men
Just look at the school girl
Gather underage courage
And let her spread your bed
The massage they give!...

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Adolescent boys captured, distressed 
eagerly fighting, getting hounded. 
‘Innocent’ Juveniles Knifing Lone Mothers.
Nervous Old People Question 
Rights Set Towards Underage 
Villains. Wanting x-rays, youths zap...

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If tolerance for violence be a sign of one's prime,
and indecency one can't unsee be viewed without crime.
If lewdness is excused as entertainment for adults
and cussing isn't obscene, just comical insults.
If vulgarity and barbarity be maturity's gauge, 
then though I'm over twenty three, I'm well underage.

3-20-2021...

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underage, hiding
Tom Collins with lemon twist –
suddenly mature

tangy lips extend
bitter taste turns to sweet bliss –
future husband found




*By Carolyn Devonshire for Michael’s “A Kiss Like a Fruit” contest.
October 10, 2011
On our first date, John took me to a bar where he knew the bartender well.  John did not know I was underage – he’d never asked.  LOL...

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in the leaves,of the eve,summer breeze.to my mock,this girl in socks,feel a flock of gulls go 
by,nulls the void in my lifestyle.its been awhile since i filed a case of love.look above,see me 
enough.to tough to stick it out with no doubt.they wanna shout then hide and club their 
pride.their imbiciles with no mocking power.here come's C.I.A. hour.the liar is the sex with 
the underage,do behave stars,they are not candy bars....

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(This is a true story)

A lady served beer at her son's 16th birthday party and now she's in jail.
Because of this mistake she made, she's locked in a cell.
She served the beer to her son and to his underage friends.
When she gets out in two years from now, she'll never serve beer to minors 
again.
I wish I could say that this poem is fictional but sadly it's true.
Never serve alcoholic beverages to minors or the same thing might happen to 
you....

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You can't purchase liquor, son. You're underage.
   Pardon me, officer.  May I see your badge?

Button your lip, son.  Or you'll be resisting arrest.
   But I'm 21, officer.  Better check my ID, I'd suggest.

That's it for you, boy.  I'm taking you down to the station.
   I demand the right to a lawyer.  He'll charge discrimination.

Why, you scum: Here's a knuckle sandwich for you -- KAPOW!
   If I were white, you'd never try this -- no way, no how......

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Children are not allowed inside the casino.
Because they are underage, they cannot go.
While playing, it’s easy to lose track of the time.
Leaving your children in the car is a crime.
It comes with a stiff fine, and some jail time.
If the police see your auto in the parking lot,
you will be placed into an unenviable spot.
Next time, if to the casinos you want to roam,
for safety’s sake, leave the children at home.

Inspired by a local news story
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