Short Twinkie Poems

Now, for the first time, the inside story
  of Meghan Markle's fall from glory

She would not eat her Twinkie
  with a raised-up pinkie...

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A woman I knew loved a twinkie.
She also loved a binky.
The cream from the twink,
She'd smear on the bink.
So what do you think?
Is that kinky?...

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Dried Poultry

Turkey 
Jerky

Moldy Hostess Treat

Stinky
Twinkie

Ritz Lover

Cracker
Snacker

When Fruits Dance

Mango
Tango

Gerber's Strained Peas

Easy
Peas y

April 2, 2022 for A Brian Strand Standard Poetry Contest...

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Hold up your inky stinky pinkie
Have a rinky dinky Twinkie
With your glass of clinking drinky
Speak distinctly and succinctly
Be sure to get it right.

Minke baleens swim or sinky
Shrinking little bobolinky
Tinky's kinky blinky winky
Hug your finky slinky binky 
Then take me home tonight....

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freaky

free week to be kinky

touch me

feel me

fervently

frequently

finger suck my pinkie


super freaky
superbly kinky

slowly 

seductively

touch me
feel me
fervently
frequently

finger suck my pinkie

creamy substance 
oozing 

from my twinkie
...

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.     The yellow cream filled twinkie
               A frozen delight,
        Try eating it nice and cold;
             Tongue enveloping
               Tonsil tackling
                Throat filling
                    Cream!





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{throw them in the freezer before you eat them}


inspired by:

sweet treat contest (Laura Mckenzie)...

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She had just bit into her Twinkie
When she got a look from creepy guy
She gagged and a small piece flew up
and landed right smack in her eye!

He was sure she gave him a wink
Which only increased his advances
He said, "Hey baby, my name is Dink,"
"How about I show you some dances!"

She didn't like the way he looked
She'd rather die, and told him so
Then she turned around and left
He was a pretty good dancer though!...

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elves wanted to dress the snowman Rudolph had left.
We need to stack high said the bossy one, Cleft.
They stood shoulder to shoulder until they could reach.
Putting a scarf on the snowman; it was orange, yellow and peach.

Rudolph came back and said “Wow! You guys are fast!”
None of them told him why Snow Flake was wearing a cast.
They did not want Rudolph to think they did not appreciate his gift.
Twinkie was still missing, probably inside a frozen snow drift....

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