The Twinkie In Her Eye

She had just bit into her Twinkie
When she got a look from creepy guy
She gagged and a small piece flew up
and landed right smack in her eye!

He was sure she gave him a wink
Which only increased his advances
He said, "Hey baby, my name is Dink,"
"How about I show you some dances!"

She didn't like the way he looked
She'd rather die, and told him so
Then she turned around and left
He was a pretty good dancer though!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Allison Avatar
April 13, 2018 at 1:59 PM
lol Pat and I had to google what a twinkie actually was lol:-) hugs jan xx
Adams Avatar
April 13, 2018 at 6:53 PM
That was my bad. I forgot about you exotic people. Hope they don't revoke my international poet status!!! I will put in a twinkie definition post haste!!! Cheers!........80)
Pigeon Tart Avatar
April 13, 2018 at 9:55 AM
Lol! ;D
Adams Avatar
April 13, 2018 at 6:52 PM
Ok!....80)
Faulkner Avatar
April 13, 2018 at 9:30 AM
Now all I can think about is a Twinkie - but always good for a smile, thanks Pat!
Adams Avatar
April 13, 2018 at 6:50 PM
They are good no doubt! Glad it brought a smile. It brought me one when I read that!!!..............Pat
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