Short Twerp Poems

There was a tall brute who played hockey
Whose actions were deemed as quite cocky
His opponents saw red
So they stomped on his head
Now the twerp earns his keep as a jockey!...

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My friend Bert the Twerp was a real jerk
Small things at work would make him go berserk
Told his boss off
At the water trough
For not allowing Bert to wear a pretty skirt...

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A Twerp Who Did Usurp

Trump we did discover is really a twerp,
Who position of President he did usurp;
Face like stone;
Will leave alone;
While all of our earnings up would slurp.

Jim Horn...

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Old Bert the Twerp was a real jerk
Things at work would make him go berserk
Told his boss off
At the water trough
For not allowing Bert to wear a pretty skirt


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Stay tuned – the ‘cheki, cheki, remix!’
Will return
The lost souls of war
Will lengthen

The fake drama will unravel
And continue
The discovery of global warming,
Coming up

Stay tuned-and the birds will twerp
Waiting for your clouding weep...

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the deeper the love,
 the greater the hurt,
the great loss of trust, 
but i'm no expert,
till love is just lust, 
and you're treated like dirt,
 get outa there babe,
and leave this sad twerp,
cos ya must! 

Don

re: "Poorly Tailored"  Anne Currin...

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HAPPY

I’m back again
But am I sane?
Cos I am not here for gain

I like to dance and go to work
And sometimes I have twerk
But maybe I am just a twerp

And as silly as silly can be
In the hope of you and me

One day maybe
With you my love
Will make me so happy

DAMO x...

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Of course Donald Trump will not bail!
Trump's next stop is most likely jail!
His lawyers need money
So do be an Honey
And send all you have without fail!

Contributed by Jan Allison

'The Donald' actions have been rash
The miser's now after YOUR cash
Is this twerp for real 
He's begging with zeal - 
I'm certain he has his own stash!...

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Who is 
Who is this twerp to lecture me,
That I shouldn’t suck my spaghetti,
Put up the seat for we we we,
When I go on vacation,

How dare he say I caint text too,
Unhygienic, on the jolly loo,
Guess he thinks he’s Hitler new,
No cause for celebration.

What’s wrong with me new vibrator,
New gal says, she’ll catch me later,
Yes now I’m cast as woman hater,
it an me, amalgamation?

Don Johnson  9-aug-11...

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Cloudburst




With dark clouds of incessant gloom set to burst,
Clarity shines first;
Subtle winds caress as fragrance goes in air,
Imagine the flair;
Melody unveils in a sparrow's soft chirp,
Dances every twerp;
Overflowing emotions set turbulence,
Ocean's pure essence;

Only to quench thirst,
The heart at its worst,
With dark clouds of incessant gloom set to burst.



Written Nov 3, 2018 
For " half eleven poetry contest"
Sponsor- Nina Parmenter...

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