Short Trivia Poems

The sculptor  Ruth Aswa
said 'shdows make shapes with trivia
She so loved her cocoon
large,so needed much room...

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I could go on Jeopardy and win lotsa cash
Known for my knowledge of trivia and trash
Humour's my game
Resulting in fame
My great knowledge would give Alex diaper rash...

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Trick Trivia is not my greatest force,
so it is time I think we should divorce.
The questionaire wants to know,
what’s in the middle of Glasgow -
then states - the answer is an ‘S’ of course....

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Here's a Humorick devoted to some trivia derivers
The cob in cobweb is an old english word for “spiders”
Makes sense to me
Ain't difficult to see
Stick with me, I is a great Humorivia provider...

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Here's a limerick devoted to some trivia derivers
The cob in cobweb is an old english word for “spiders”
Makes sense to me
Ain't difficult to see
Stick with me, I is a great limerivia provider

(clever or what)!!! lol...

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Possessions of your life, how trivia they are,
the finest china, and big fancy cars.

Paintings from the masters, so priceless indeed,
but in your pocket for others, do you ever reach?

If you could give it all, and have one more day,
I often wonder, what would the rich man say?...

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Sayings
In a country of 
Bald people 
The wig maker is
The king 



If throwing a stone
At the moon 
That floats on 
The surface a lake 
You will shatter 
A beautiful image 
And ask 
What the hell did 
I do this for?

Motherhood

Even if female 
Crocodiles 
Are good mother 
It doesn´t make them
More cuddly...

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Tis truly an Indian summer here,
It is because we live in India,
Like in America, tis different there,
Their late September, it is trivia,
Tis September everywhere, not just them,
Be the same, October heat, rule of thumb.


2019 September 27
howmanysyllables
6 lines x 10 syllables = a perfect 60 syllables
ababcc...

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Don of Trivia Sir Floccinaucinihilipilification
                    Popped forty triangular antidepressants for annihilation
                                       But Coagulable antibodies
                                  Made his two Trypophobia toadies
                 To bounce the castle of Tuffrut in choreomaniac titillation...

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Written displacement
Oriented
Figures focus
Loose stance
Bile manufactures
Masculine
Angelic
Body
Doubles
Stretch new skin
Over the
Wise
Spicy neglect
You neglected
Your mind's
Obese child
Write letters
To dead
Virgins
It'll take your heart
Off trivia
Slice most glances
(If you read) Do not compare
Lateness to sickness...

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The first game was played in California;
LA Coliseum the arena.
Here, you may have a doubt.
The game was not sold out.
This is just some more useless trivia.

The Packers were led by Vince Lombardi.
Hank Stram brought his Chiefs from Kansas City.
In this football showdown
from this West Coast town,
the team from Green Bay won the first trophy....

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Do you notice
Sense and motive?


Do you embrace
Allure and space?


Do you become
A zero sum?


Do you realise
Empty vain prize?


Do you enjoy
Such futile ploys?


Do you confront
Such worthless grunts?


Do you ignore
Trivia galore?


Do you subscribe
To groans and gripes?




Leon Enriquez
02 November 2019
Singapore...

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The van idles: inside its cage
she hops like a starling
from dashboard to counter.

Lady seer, shuffling the motley,
the significant and trivia.
revealing now, the stamped
and foreseeable.

A flick of her wrists
between each numbered box -
we open that tin mouth,

reach in hesitantly, for bolts out of the blue,
or just news from predicable snails....

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Ever since September 15th, 1991
I have been a fan of 94.9 FM.
Over the years, the DJs have been a lot of fun,
But you (Greg and Mrs. G) are the very best of them.

From Mrs. G’s ‘Not As Naughty As It Sounds Trivia’
To whatever’s happening in Tucson with ‘Que Pasa’,
I’m a fan forever, that promise I will give ya.
You will always be in my heart and in my casa....

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I imagine your young face
melting into the same sculpted mess
most faces of our generation do.

Are you relieved
that you did not survive?

I put my tongue hard into my cheek
forcing my features into your smile.

Ridiculous how love can change clay
into immortal trivia.

I imagine your hair,
envisioning every lock of hair is tricky.

I still want you,
stupid girl....

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The van idles: inside its cage
she hops like a grackle
from dashboard to counter.

Lady seer, shuffling the motley,
the significant and trivia.
Not 'all seeing', a Cassandra nevertheless,
revealing the stamped
and foreseeable.

A flick of her wrists
between each numbered box,
and we enter an unread limbo
until we open that tin mouth
reaching for bolts out of the blue,
and delayed news from snails....

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Lies, deceit, half-truths,
Float quickly, drift, rising high.
Disembark trivia now.
One lie; then others,
Compensate the mortals’ eye.
Blinding in their retrospect,
Thou shall blame thyself,
Or shall thee blame all others.
Thine words shall destroy thyself.
Quiet thine spirit,
Relate to oneself what thee,
Has done all by your own deeds,
Qualify your mind.
Split between spirit and soul.
Own yourselves mistakes, till end....

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Here's a bit of trivia that you just cannot live without,

   But I've looked into this matter and my research leaves little doubt,

      That Prince Albert suffers a very serious case of constipation,

         Since he's been on the same can for years much to his consternation!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) All Rights Reserved

Ok! OK!  For the younger crowd - Prince Albert's photo was featured on the Prince Albert Tobacco can for many, many years!...

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He wanted to teach you something today
But you resisted his every effort.
You said school is boring, you hate it.

Minds engrossed in useless trivia,
Cold comfort in a job-hungry world
Echoing thoughts of seventies songs,
We don’t need no education.

He wanted to teach you something today,
To help you to grow, understand and improve.
Your rebellious refusal condemns you,
Another brick in the wall of ignorance.

In frustration, he took back his gift
Unopened. Resistance is futile....

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I want

intellectual stimulation
panorama and dilation
conversation with less trivia
mind food as criteria
discuss problems with reality
the fellowship of humanity
withering delusions
peeling paint illusions
unstifled liberality
fantasy and reality
decline of spirituality
semblances of sanity
birth of science and reason
solar accretion
the rocks beneath my feet
calcium in my teeth
brave and the meek
origins of my conceit
quantum and constants
unconscious nonsense...

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