Short Toon Poems

With God Soon Horn Haiku

Will be with God soon;,
In heaven singing a toon,
Like a lovely loon.

Jim Horn...

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He comes unassuming into the room
fatal attraction is loony toon
feline holds on tight
claws with all his might
swept off his feet sliding with my broom


6-29-18...

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make sure you fart in bloody toon,
beware the belching fartaloon,
for if come solids in the mix,
spray painted walls, 
to it may stick,
and that's different  tune:(
to unpick....

thanks Vie....
Don...

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Humane delemon Vogsphere in the hitchhiker to known
 Guide to the Galaxy Vogonisms psit toon
Going bald in the launc, breakfast cruch
9, 7, 2, 1, 3 jump march church

10/3/23
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2023©...

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When we go to moon
we have been in big balloon
like a looney toon

memory applied
when river would open wide
had been at high tide

conducted caper
to become conservator
of her curvature

of time when in expanse
ended up splitting my pants
planting perfect plant...

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Did you hear about Ricky the Raccoon
Who found a cat who had swooned
He returned it back home
In case, dazed it did roam
His reward, a night on the toon







Francine posted an image on Facebook to write about, this is mine.
To see the image, copy and paste my link below and paste.






http://www.thehighlanderspoems.com/humour-4.php...

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I'm up to my neck in you
Forever deciding what you'll do
I've just had it through and through
I'm hitting down payment blues

Still being kicked in the teeth again
Heading down Rock n Roll Damnation
Gimme a bullet and take me away
To lead me to tranquillities salvation

This riff raff sin city is destroying our toon
I'm out of here, what's next to the moon...

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when singing out of toon
sang like a newborn baboon
banging with a big spoon

body had been bionic
when out of tune used a tonic
idiocy was ironic

while a profound pimple
we would pop simple pimple 
on breast became a nipple

out of bucks got a bang
became urinating  orangutang
who while washing sang

we were on Trump train
who was man without a brain 
had been a big pain...

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Loving you is a boon
You came in as a bliss
I offer my sweet kiss
Oh! my honey dew toon
My dark night's hopeful moon
My dream's cute little Miss


You are growing like trees
Like the Pines on the ridge
Where wishes get abridge
Only God to appease
And none other to please
On His feet like a midge

I can see God in you
Oh! my sweet honey dew

(c) Anindya Mohan Tagore (Bobby)
05/09/2015
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The rimpledeeduggs klacklety splatt britly floaming,
Ere flamping drakkurz snazzle at elvitty gloaming;
Yon jamweezy wudderslimps gamwracks smotly crawling,
Hoytaling pagartrimps flotlessly wrothful in bawling!

Beete stell ere yethle flagorns craithen yere eise,
Ort smoothle yourn mithredoons bakk toon codry skize;
Bodryluntz quidups moost stupuddle cudgely pierdax,
And zakkertic flibboots wraithling in yert tardly tracks!...

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Whimsy was a humorous hen
                                     She had neither paper nor pen
                                          She flew to the moon
                                             And fell on a toon
                                       Rushed to hospital in a van









     Whimsy was a humorous hen/Limerick Copyright (C) Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
                                                      2014...

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Listen to poem:

The Looney Toon August Moon
David J Walker

Blame it on the moon 

The monthly insanities 
The nightly vanities 

The comings
The going 

the longings 
In lonely mornings 

The Moon is to blame 
For all of the insane 

Things I can name and
It is as plain as day that

The night might 
Or might not sway things

Another way
In the light 

	Of a harvest moon
Setting south of August 

The sweet scent of 
Cooler air 

Is on its way...

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Dumb it Down

Date: Mon, Jan 11 2016 at 8:06 AM

He Brew he Hebrew the Seed of Jews
Seasoned the Fruits Sinking in the Truth In Peace with Beetlejuice
Shadows of Noobs
I know the Darkness of the Moon
Revenge of the Fallen Strikes a Noon
I'm Looney like Looney toons on Tunes but I ain't a Toon
Twelve Tribes divided
Jacob to Issac
Israelite Hybrids
Zionist 
Portraying the lost Children Blinded
Here's an Hieroglyphic
Noah to Ham Son of the Egyptians
Shem The Jews...

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Girl you make me wonder where you've been all my life,
it might sound crazy but would you be my wife.

I never believed in love at first sight,
but you got me thinking ll day and all night.

Girl you got me going crazy like luney toon,
you got me like Bruno mars talking to the moon.

Being without you hit me, got me saying ouch,
seeing you that night, I sat on the TV and watched you in the couch.

In simple terms I just want to say,
girl I love you in every single way....

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