Short Taxpayers Poems
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The man who puts kids in cages
Laughs at the folks it enrages
Whilst taxpayers bleed
Republicans need
Bilingual pedophile Pages
often, those who piously claim to be
taxpayers' servile servants
are but public serpents!
Travels with the largest delegation
Ever to leave these shores
Globe-trotting is his passion
Yet itching are the taxpayers’ sores!
A burro that peons called, "Trump"
Was as stubborn as an oak stump
But still had the gall
To poop on a wall
That taxpayers built chump by chump!
So what did Trump do with the gold?
"Why nothing at all!" we are told
If nothing was found
That hole in the ground
Leaves taxpayers out in the cold!
Joe Manchin is nobody's fool
He will not recognize Bernie (Biden) Sanders' rule
Guaranteed to bleed America's taxpayers dry
Creating 'green jobs' out of pie-in-the-sky
tithes, alms to atone for lies and murder
politician, shrewd provider
feeling saved all over
often, those who piously claim to be
taxpayers' servile servants
are but public serpents !
Donald Trump offered up a prayer
But God knew Trump wanted more hair
So Trump made a call
To The Wailing Wall
Where folks bang their head in despair
Trump MUST have his own Wailing Wall
With taxpayers funding withal
When folks on their knees
Are begging Trump, "Please!"
Its the grandest wailing of all!
Santa got a dui,
Too much whiskey, too much rye,
Mrs. Claus filed for divorce,
Dasher's wife pregnant by a horse,
Rudolph addicted to crack,
The elves were evicted and moved in a shack,
China now makes all the toys,
For all the foreign girls and boys,
American taxpayers pay for it all,
Santa's license suspended, so please do not call.
Both Kamala and Newsom confess
California is in a big mess
Pelosi has found
Elephants abound
And their flatulence causes distress*
* Trump's childish attempt to replace
California's Governor with a toady to
support Trump's claim to have won the
2020 election cost California taxpayers
over $270-million! Don't let him do that
to your State!
Many lazy people in the U.S. of A.
Are living off of the burden taxpayers pay,
Living the dream,
Me wanna scream
Looney bin truck coming to carry me away.
People who will not work drive me up a wall
While good, decent folk are carrying the ball,
Laziness is not a virtue,
“A little work never hurt you!”
My mama said so, as best I can recall.
written June 16, 2021
Chicago's new mayor just proposed
another plan to put a heavy load
on us beleaguered taxpayers --
We'd better start saying our final prayers
'Taxpayer-funded, government-owned grocery stores'
our communist mayor says, while the city council snores...
What bankrupted Russians is 'sure to work here' ~
from the same folks who brought you cannabis racketeers
Overcrowded prisons,
brings joy to early released criminals.
Taxpayers may be happy,
but there's predators at playgrounds,
rapists at bars,
stalkers, stalking,
violent hooligans back at matches,
abusers contacting their exes,
jealous lovers beating new spouses.
Mobs on the streets,
will only bring mayhem,
unless vigilantes rise,
whilst the police hide.
Who will protect the traumatised victims?
My city is a tourist spot
People come from all over
It’s also the home for Scad college
Which has pushed the price
Of renting a house or
An apartment sky high
They do what’s best
For tourism and Scad
The bus stops were removed
From downtown which made it
Harder for the people who
Live here, longer walks in between
Stops, or the bus not going
In their direction, what about the
Taxpayers who depend on public trans
To the victors go the spoils, or so they say
It's a rarity when losers have their way
Though the Democrat-fueled Mueller investigation
took $32m dollars from the taxpayers of our nation
Come now questions 'bout the recent election
Late mail-in ballots neither signed nor sealed
Hours-long gaps in vote counts, something concealed
But to the victors go the spoils, as they say
~ The issues brushed aside; Dems get their way
The poor man and the politician both live off the dole.
It's just that
The mole gets a larger slice of that whole.
Want real change?
Structural change?
Lasting change?
Let us, the TAXPAYERS, change up those doles;
That'll put a hole in the mole's soles!
After all, it's OUR MONEY, our bankroll--
Shouldn't we ought to grab the CONTROLS?
Cats on roof in snow
Sentinels watching looking
Without open eyes
The jet flies the governor's
Course set to adultery
Cat slips on frozen
Snow, claws grip the edge, below
A fire awaits..... fate
Death takes the pilot,
In midair the govenor
Yearns...jet burst apart
Cat's grip is weak claws strip falls
Clings to governor's carcass
Taxpayers buy a
New plane, and exwife's dreams flow...
And flames still scorch!
(The cats are metaphoric for politicians.)