Short Surfed Poems

A youth had come from La-na-i

He like to surf on Ka-ua-i

He slept on the plane,

Had no one to blame

Surfed on the isle of Ha-wai-i...

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She stood on the ironing board frame
Where waves of clothes she’d tame
She surfed on thoughts high
Inside the barrel green room a dame
Landing on the blue waves she did fly!

14.7.22
A LImerick Poem...

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Bundles of lies come to being on first of April
To fool the World by mouth of words or writings
In March they commence packing lies to market
But not in this April
As a truth surfed in air in silence
Taking over the lies of violence!...

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Once upon a crime, 
lived a man wit no dime. 
Before dinosaur time, 
even surfed on lime. 

Once you are up on a tree, 
there lives a thot of bein free. 
Not work or get anythin by a plea, 
see the Police you flee. 

Yes, yu are upon a crime, 
its my heart you stole this tym....

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Love is something I have always
sort of accepted...just went with...
needing no manual, nor preacher
to entice me – I miss those days:
when a heart was free from hyper,
sonic bands,  puncturing the eyes of 
internal waves – those innate crests
I once surfed with mental impunity.......

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Old canoe surfed in the placid and crystalline water
Conveying a man to a wood house near the river shore
Where lies the far memories of a fructiferous life
Nestled for decades with the love poured by its habitant
Flowing in unison with the rapid and pristine streams













November 15, 2016...

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I'LL
SINGLE FILE
SOMEWHAT SERVILE
I WALKED THE MILE
STRAINED TO SMILE
ALL THE WHILE
I DISCARD THE GUILE
SWALLOW THE BILE
WITH HAPPY DENIAL
I REDUCE THE PILE
SORRY TO RILE
I'M NO ISLE
SURFED THE DILE
THIS 'CHILE
WALKED NO AISLE
LIFES A TRIAL
SOMETIMES INFANTILE
THROUGH THE TURNSTILE
WITH STYLE
I'LL
PLAY ANOTHER TILE....

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!!!!!!!!!!!

he’s  rockin’ cool man from Plain Wreckage 
who surfed chat rooms with lewd language 
cables flashed girly porno
wifey caught him nude solo
chopped dumpy oldie’s 4-inch sausage!


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**uh, oh... no offense to the guys here, lol!
well, that's what  women can do
which high-tech cannot do :)

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with a short referee sparred
life of son  had been marred
when he received a red card

tough thought tried to dawn
son Shawn who became a pawn
serve in Army had gone 

longed to see a leaping lizard
being absorbed when big blizzard
turned Shawn into weird wizard

When Shawn would really rally 
while he did dilly down in valley
for long time had surfed with Howie...

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An octopus asked 
a squid for some ink, to pen
a tentative tune. 

Some turtles shelled out
for tickets sold by sharks.
Urchins snuck in for free.

The Sun dimmed the lights
on the Atlantic stage, as
dolphins waved moonbeams.

An orchestra of oysters, 
pearl jammed with the mussels and
the clams crowd surfed.

A cool crustacean
grabbed the mic while a cod played
the bass on the rocks....

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There was an old lady who liked surfing,
but not the blue ocean was she lurching,
she surfed the vast internet,
and the gaming world she met.
Gaming Grannie was making quite a stirring !

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July 18, 2022


Poetry/Limerick/Surfing Grandma
Copyright Protected, ID 07-1474-361-18
All Rights Reserved, 2022, Constance La France


Written for the Standard contest, Limerick
sponsor, Lisa YY, Judged 07/19/2022

Third Place...

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