Nette Onclaud Poet Limerick

Rated -X

!!!!!!!!!!!

he’s  rockin’ cool man from Plain Wreckage 
who surfed chat rooms with lewd language 
cables flashed girly *****
wifey caught him nude solo
chopped dumpy oldie’s 4-inch sausage!


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**uh, oh... no offense to the guys here, lol!
well, that's what  women can do
which high-tech cannot do :)

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Leotis Hargrove April 6, 2022 at 2:26 PM Am speechless! WOW! Thanks for sharing!

Pace Ink-U-Script August 6, 2012 at 4:18 AM Lol...enjoyed this one...I'm laughing at Joshua's comment..enjoyed Nette.

Sidney Beck February 17, 2011 at 12:01 PM oh oh Nette....dont know how I missed this one........"ding dong sausage" ( excuse me is this a mealtime recipe?) where do you get these expressions from L O L ?.... loved it...... Syd

Joshua Voirin January 27, 2011 at 1:44 PM I prefer the wife anyday. Great read btw.

Sidney Hall Mad Poet January 20, 2011 at 6:51 PM This is good Nette I wrote my version check it out

Andrea Dietrich January 18, 2011 at 8:46 PM hahahaha. How did I miss THIS one??

Phyllis Babcock January 17, 2011 at 12:48 PM This is so funny. Enjoyed reading it this afternoon. Phyl

Kory Calhoun January 17, 2011 at 9:04 AM LOL! Very funny. Good luck in the contest. KC

Harry Horsman January 16, 2011 at 10:58 PM Oh yes this is just brilliant, Nette. you are an inspiration. don't need any luck in the contest with this. i'm sure. Harry

Elaine George January 16, 2011 at 5:24 PM lol. Good one! Nette, Lainie

Debbie Guzzi January 16, 2011 at 2:27 PM OK my nette the meter all screwy your limericks gone fluey LOL SOUP MAIL for help L & L

James Fraser January 16, 2011 at 2:24 PM Awesome Nette, what a hoot. Written to makes mens eyes water. Good luck in Deborah's contest....:)

Carolyn Devonshire January 16, 2011 at 11:15 AM Toooo funny, Nette! I'm going to bust a gut. This has to be a winner -- I can't stop laughing. Love, Carolyn

Linda-Marie Sweetheart January 16, 2011 at 8:14 AM Ultra funny Nette my friend.. great use of the rhyme scheme in poignant lines needed.. good luck with luv.. and thankxx for your uplifting and always welcome coments...

Sara Kendrick January 16, 2011 at 7:36 AM Good luck in the contest with this XXX rated work..Sara

Wilma Neels January 16, 2011 at 7:02 AM hehe, Nette, I enjoyed your witty Limerick.. All the best for the contest :)

Tahera Mannan January 16, 2011 at 6:28 AM hahaha Good one Nette.