Short Streaker Poems

Heaven's Streaker-Firefly,
A Meteor--
Naked to the eye......

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Rep. Pelosi was the House Speaker
So the GOP hired a streaker
Although she could see
It hung to his knee
Bill's passage appeared to be weaker . . ....

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A streaker with great bouncing balls
Ran up and down our High School halls
Our cheerleaders said
Their faces were red
But they act on all sporting calls...

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Cletus O'Toole was a whiz 'mongst streakers

   And the darling of 'exposure'-seekers

      He was a down-right nuisance

         But due to cops' impuissance*

            He raced 'round town in just socks and sneakers

*Inability to act...

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She couldn't unsee what she saw.
 Frozen in shock, she dropped her jaw
           Quickly averting her eyes;
          Her blood pressure did rise!
  Protester took to the field in the raw.


Date written: 02/20/2023...

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There once was a fad we called streaking
For those with attention-type seeking
But not for a prude
‘Cause you ran in the nude
Very fast, to prevent people peeking.

The witnesses often were shrieking
Though gazes, of course, they were sneaking.
The streaker was thrilled
For his dash had fulfilled
Being cheeky enough to cause freaking....

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Have sympathy for poor old Beaker
Was given away by his squeaker
     Miss Piggy he'd kissed
     "You're dead!" Kermit hissed
So raced through the set like a streaker

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16th April 2017

Inspired by Lin Lane's poem:
https://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/muppets_in_the_soup___join_in_892703...

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Dasher

cyber
cruiser

Dancer

fancy
footwork

Prancer

haughty
naughty

Vixen

magic
trickster

Comet

pleasure
streaker

Cupid

cheerful
cherub

Donner

raucous
rock star

Blitzen

bolt of 
lightning

Rudolph

bulbous
red nose

Olive

other
excess...

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a childlike beauty
popcorn stuck to his cheek
                                       ……..he just doesn’t care


everybody knows
yet play the denial game
                                 …..the diaper don’t lie


a patter of feet
the streaker makes his break
                                        ……….the crowd roars


Beware, he has but one tooth
and he’s not afraid to us it.


John G. Lawless
©6/9/2022...

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Light of foot and bare of rump
across the grass he ran,
in close embrace with Nature,
this boldly streaking man.

What impulse motivated him,
what sudden-formed decision
to face the world untrammelled
by human inhibition?
Was it just an impish urge
to shock his fellow men.
or did the sunlight fill his soul
with overwhelming yen
to revert to childhood,
to new-born infancy,
when innocence was guise enough
to appease morality!...

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