Short Stomach Ache Poems
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A customer ordered rare steak
The waitress went on a wee break
She did him wrong
So dipped her thong
He dined without a stomach ache
Give thanks for a stomach-ache
same as for a birthday cake
Do your elbows feel good today ~
that'll seal the deal, the grateful say
feeling pangs of lust
in the pit of my stomach
took seltzer water
could be mistaken for love
or having eaten oysters
SECOND PLACE WINNER
written May 28, 2021
for "Tanka" Poetry Contest
sponsored by M.L. Kiser
Eat some chocolate
Drink some wine
And the night is mighty fine
Grab some shortbread
And some cider
And a roasted turkey slider
Have some eggnog
And some cake
Disregard the stomach ache
Dip some fruit in crème anglaise
And enjoy the holidays
Tears flowing down my face
Teasing me make funny
Tell laughs my stomach ache
Touch of sadness today
Today hurtful words-things
Test-life many tears fall
To come heaven no tears
Date Written: 4/26/2021
3 Place
6 syllables
Pleiades T Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Kim Merryman
Sometimes I get a bad stomach ache
and feel like I have to poop
So I sit on the toilet,
for like 25 minutes.
But nothing happens.
It happens when I'm trying
to pee, too
But the perpetual pooping feeling
is much worse,
because your brain tells you
that your stomach hurts
but that may,
or may not,
actually be the case.
f*ck the brain;
always trying to deceive us
with its goddamn neurons
and electric signals.
CARLIN EATS EM UP----
There was a boy named Carlin
Who used to suck his two fingers
Hungry or not he'll eat up all the food he can find
And then to unwind, he'll continue to eat more he finds
But during a break
He made a mistake, got a stomach ache
looks around gives a call ask his mother for more
For heaven sake boy, save some food for me sis and daddy
What a terrible day for this family
3/13/19
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2019©
Minions are so mischievous
but can be oh so sweet.
Three left in my son’s Easter basket
could be a tasty treat.
Yellow covered marshmallows
with beady chocolate eyes
dipped in sugar sprinkles -
a sugar-rush surprise!
One gave me a stomach ache,
one gave a cavity,
the other tickled till I cried.
They're cuter on TV!
For Silent One's Minions Contest, 2/24/16
I’m coughing and sneezing
I’m itching and wheezing
I have a headache and a rash
A scratch a burn a cut a gash
A pink eye and a stomach ache
My body’s barely staying awake
Twisted ankle, broken wrist,
I could never end the list.
Did I also mention that my legs are really sore?
My lips are chapped, my skin is dry, yes, indeed there’s more.
Stomach cramp, a swollen cheek,
My arms are feeling really weak.
Oh wait a sec.-It’s Saturday?
The symptoms are already going away!