Short Stomach Ache Poems

No headache for me
stomach ache can pass on by 
it's deeper than that...

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A customer ordered rare steak
The waitress went on a wee break
She did him wrong
So dipped her thong
He dined without a stomach ache...

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     Give thanks for a stomach-ache
       same as for a birthday cake

     Do your elbows feel good today ~
       that'll seal the deal, the grateful say...

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feeling pangs of lust
in the pit of my stomach
took seltzer water
could be mistaken for love
or having eaten oysters

SECOND PLACE WINNER
written May 28, 2021
for "Tanka" Poetry Contest
sponsored by M.L. Kiser...

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Eat some chocolate 
Drink some wine
And the night is mighty fine

Grab some shortbread
And some cider
And a roasted turkey slider

Have some eggnog
And some cake
Disregard the stomach ache

Dip some fruit in crème anglaise
And enjoy the holidays...

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Tears flowing down my face                                                                   
Teasing me make funny  
Tell laughs my stomach ache  
Touch of sadness today
Today hurtful words-things 
Test-life many tears fall
To come heaven no tears


Date Written: 4/26/2021 

3 Place
6 syllables 
Pleiades T Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Kim Merryman...

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There is a story behind it, 
you can see and find it.
But hurt, anger, every shed of tear, every throw up, every stomach ache, every sneeze, every hair that is easily to rip off, every scream of father, every sadness of mother, and the strength of men is not with: "everything happens for a reason" excused.
Because these people didn't deserve, 
needing the nerve, 
After being abused....

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Sometimes I get a bad stomach ache 
and feel like I have to poop 
So I sit on the toilet, 
for like 25 minutes. 
But nothing happens. 
It happens when I'm trying 
to pee, too 
But the perpetual pooping feeling 
is much worse, 
because your brain tells you 
that your stomach hurts 
but that may, 
or may not, 
actually be the case. 
f*ck the brain; 
always trying to deceive us 
with its goddamn neurons  
and electric signals....

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CARLIN EATS EM UP----

There was a boy named Carlin
Who used to suck his two fingers
Hungry or not he'll eat up all the food he can find
And then to unwind, he'll continue to eat more he finds
But during a break
He made a mistake, got a stomach ache
looks around gives a call ask his mother for more
For heaven sake boy, save some food for me sis and daddy
What a terrible day for this family



3/13/19
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2019©...

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Minions are so mischievous
          but can be oh so sweet. 

Three left in my son’s Easter basket     
             could be a tasty treat.

Yellow covered marshmallows
         with beady chocolate eyes
dipped in sugar sprinkles -
           a sugar-rush surprise!

One gave me a stomach ache,
     one gave a cavity,
           the other tickled till I cried.

                They're cuter on TV!    


For Silent One's Minions Contest, 2/24/16...

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I’m coughing and sneezing
I’m itching and wheezing
I have a headache and a rash
A scratch a burn a cut a gash
A pink eye and a stomach ache
My body’s barely staying awake
Twisted ankle, broken wrist,
I could never end the list.
Did I also mention that my legs are really sore?
My lips are chapped, my skin is dry, yes, indeed there’s more.
Stomach cramp, a swollen cheek,
My arms are feeling really weak.
Oh wait a sec.-It’s Saturday?
The symptoms are already going away!...

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