Sick

I’m coughing and sneezing I’m itching and wheezing I have a headache and a rash A scratch a burn a cut a gash A pink eye and a stomach ache My body’s barely staying awake Twisted ankle, broken wrist, I could never end the list. Did I also mention that my legs are really sore? My lips are chapped, my skin is dry, yes, indeed there’s more. Stomach cramp, a swollen cheek, My arms are feeling really weak. Oh wait a sec.-It’s Saturday? The symptoms are already going away!