Short Stilton Poems
Short Stilton Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Stilton by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Stilton by length and keyword.
I had some pickled onions,
With stilton cheese and garlic bread:
This breath of love is just for you!
(Although you gag and turn your head…)
for Gayle's contest
Categories:
stilton, romance,
Form:
Rhyme
Aunt Bessie adores eating cheese
The trouble is cheese makes her sneeze
She sneezes gloopy snot
but does not give a jot
and gobbles more Stilton with ease
2/20/19
Categories:
stilton, food, fun, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
There was a poet named Milton
Who never slept in a Hilton
But Paris he knew
And Cambridgeshire, too,
Which is where he bought his Stilton*
* Stilton is an English cheese sans Marmite
Categories:
stilton, humor,
Form:
Limerick
What's the official cheese used in the moon construction
Cheddar, ementhaller, gruyere, gambazola, edam or stilton
Okay, sorry times up
Twasn't real cheese but
If you get close, the smell could confirm your suspicions
Categories:
stilton, moon,
Form:
Limerick
What was the official cheese used in the moon construction
Cheddar, ementhaller, gruyere, gambazola, edam or stilton
Okay, sorry times up
Twasn't real cheese but
If you've ever been close, you'd surely had your suspicions
Categories:
stilton, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Chestnut & stilton pate
Perfect roast turkey
with sweet potato roasties
Glazed sprouts in garlic
Poached clementines
Giving thanks
Bless !
Date Written 12/23/2008
Writing Challenge- December, 2019 - I Want Christmas Poems
Sponsor, Dear Heart - Wiishkobi Ode
Categories:
stilton, anniversary, food,
Form:
Epulaeryu
See those blue mouldy lines
snake across its creamy
surface. When it’s cut it
smells like dad’s sweaty socks!
Served after dessert with
some crackers, grapes, and Port.
Save some for me to eat!
Stilton is a blue cheese traditionally served after Christmas dinner
My Merry Christmas Party Pleiades Contest Sponsored by Andrea Dietrich
6 syllables per line checked with how many syllables
12~11~16
Categories:
stilton, celebration, christmas, food,
Form:
Verse
My bone crumbles
Osteoporosis to blame
if bones should crumble then I'll take tumbles
and life won’t be the same
eating calcium rich cheese, so Doc will be pleased
Stilton ~ Cheddar ~ Brie… calcium rich guarantees
no longer are my bones diseased
Cholesterol high ~ statins no cheese ~ Doc grumbles
Written 10th June 2019
2nd PLACE
Contest: Writing Challenge, June 2019, Crumbling Rhyme
Sponsor: Dear Heart
Categories:
stilton, food, health, how i feel,
Form:
Rhyme
Who discovered cows’ milk
Is rather good to drink?
Who squeezed a cow’s appendage
And said ‘I’ll try a glass I think’?
Who then discovered cottage cheese
Who took a spoon and tried
A glassful of that gone off milk
Now solidified?
Who then discovered stilton?
They must have been quite bold
To try some of that gone off cheese
Now covered in blue mould.
Who then discovered cheese cake?
Who was the very first
To take the solid gone-off milk
And put it in dessert?
Categories:
stilton, children, funny
Form:
Rhyme