A Cheesey Poem

Who discovered cows’ milk Is rather good to drink? Who squeezed a cow’s appendage And said ‘I’ll try a glass I think’? Who then discovered cottage cheese Who took a spoon and tried A glassful of that gone off milk Now solidified? Who then discovered stilton? They must have been quite bold To try some of that gone off cheese Now covered in blue mould. Who then discovered cheese cake? Who was the very first To take the solid gone-off milk And put it in dessert?