Short Stegosaurus Poems

Grey Stegosaurus
Swinging acrobatic troop
Did the loop tail loop

By Robb A. Kopp...

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Buddy brings in a stegosaurus bone
My husband and I both yelp and groan
Chewing so hard now, there is a bit of foam
While my husband chews, I write this poem...

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God had blessed baby tyrannosaurus
Much more than allo or stegosaurus
   Baby T played piano
   She even sang soprano ~
Formed the sweetest a cappella chorus...

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A brontosaurus by name of Morris
Fell hard for Doris, a stegosaurus
  His tush landed right on her
  Sliced open by her armor
Lover Boy Morris had quite a saurus...

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The iguana is certainly a popular lizard
To figure out why doesn't take a wizard

With that spiky mane curving down its back
It looks like a stegosaurus who went off track

I myself prefer pterodactyls to lizards
To guide me home when lost in a blizzard...

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I was walking down the street with confidence
The day my foot fell off
At first I thought it was a joke
But it turned and 
Had its shoe stick out her tongue
They called me names.
“Heavy foot,” “stegosaurus stomp rag,”
Then they started talking about my mama.
It was on!...

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I was walking down the street with confidence
The day my foot fell off
At first I thought it was a joke
But it turned and 
Had its shoe stick out her tongue
They called me names.
“Heavy foot,” “stegosaurus stomp rag,”
Then they started talking about my mama.
It was on!...

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the stegosaurus was thirty-feet long
this is as long as a person's large front porch
How big do you suppose her brain was?
As big as a full thirty-nine gallon garbage bag?
The size of a small midsized sedan?
Believe this or not, this huge creature’s brain was….
the size of a small walnut, weighing two and a half ounces....

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Hiding a stegosaurus is easy.
I have one with purple polka dots.
His name is Fred, he knows to be quiet.
Fred is well-hidden in my backyard.
There is razor-wire on my fence.
To discourage noisy neighbors.
I was lucky to inherit a stegosaurus.
My cousin Charlie inherited a T-rex.
He is having a mother of a time hiding Tiny....

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"Eyedrops from Heaven"
   his first rock band
"Shellfish over Easy"
   blew a one-night stand

"Impotent Conundrums"
   limp as asparagus
"Cratering Stegosaurus"
   couldn't fire up any lyrics...

Many years have passed
  and the old Rocker's gone soft
His new girlfriend's Maude Lynne
  ~ They toke up, sneeze and cough...

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Police’s loudspeaker projected all over the neighborhood.
“IF YOU ARE HARBORING A FUGITIVE, TURN 
HIM IN RIGHT AWAY! THERE WILL BE NO
PUNISHMENT IF THE PERPETRATOR COMES 
OUT IN THE NEXT HOUR!”

“Do you think they mean me?” my guest asked.
“Doubtful,” I told her. “You are invisible to
non-believers, right?”

Stegosaurus Faerie breathed a sigh of relief....

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my stegosaurus lurks in the bushes
hiding from the neighbors, because he is shy
fearful of their ridicule and prying questions
trusting only me, which makes me feel terrific

I toss celery, tomatoes and radishes his way
he throws them in the air before he gulps them down
the neighbors do not question what I am doing
they are fearful of me, because I see what they cannot...

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