Short Stan Poems
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Stan was smoking hemp
Thought he was a pimp
He yelled where’s my money
Estelle yelled you funny
Shot then robbed the simp
Said Stan to sweet farmer Sue
I like this thing that you do
That bumpy ride
Sure saved my hide
And that’s real fine howdy do!
Stan is a big burly man
He was stuck on the can
Man’s best friend also a jerk
Petty pup fluffy prankster
With jaws dog stole his pants
Stan’s Chevy van had a flat.
"Where is the damn spare at?"
Stan cursed at the tire,
Letting loose his ire.
Poor Stan and his van had a spat.
There once was a man named Stan.
His rump was too big for his van.
He sat down on his couch.
It yelled out a loud ouch.
This made him feel less of a man.
Farmer Sue drove up on her tractor
Told Stan I’ll be your extractor
Hooked up to the Chevy
Dragged it atop the levy
For payment Stan quickly smacked her!
Stan gazed at the muck in despair
And ran muddy fingers through his hair
Said I’ll rescue the Chevy
Drag it atop of the levy
Certain it'll be dry up there!
Stan was running low on gas,
And as usual driving too fast.
He blew by the station,
Clueless to the situation,
Now he's empty and stuck in the grass.
Stan left his van out of gear,
Then to his surprise and fear,
The van started to roll
Toward a great muddy hole,
Where Stan watched his van disappear.
Stan Keefeet sure loved his old tennis shoes
They did not love him, was not any news
When kicked off
Everyone coughed
With lots of crying and cussing and boos!
There once was a merchant called Stan.
Sold lotion to girl and to man.
He was nice, not rude,
but the beach was nude.
He admired bronzed, lineless tan!
Stan’s Chevy van was a seventy-two.
Wanted a red one, got stuck with blue.
Offered Sue a quick spin.
Sue refused to get in.
Now poor Stan has just one thing to do...
Stan the man always had a great plan,
'Til he got snockered while driving his van.
The coppers showed up,
Saw Stan had hit the cup,
And sent him off for a week in the can!
All those in love please raise your hands
Holy crap that's amazing more than I'd planned
Who woulda guessed
Every poet and yes
Love's taking over or my name ain't Stan
All those in love, please raise up your hands
Holy crap, that's amazing, more than I'd planned
Who woulda guessed
Every poet and yes
Love's taking over or my name ain't Stan
All those in love, please raise up your hands
Holy crap, that's amazing, more than I'd planned
Who woulda guessed
Every poet and yes
Love's taking over or my name isn't Stan
Young Stan, the 'People's Man,' led a protest
'Gainst all the 'rape and pillage' by the West --
Demanded reparations
For indigenous nations --
His 'White Privilege' left Stan dispossessed
A panic buyer, name of Stan,
will grab each bottle, jar or can
and leave the supermarket bare.
(No toilet paper? Stan was there!)
His house is full...he buys some more,
and cannot squeeze inside his door!
All those in love, please raise up your hands
Holy crap, that's amazing, more than I'd planned
Who woulda guessed
Every poet and yes
Love's taking over or my name ain't Stan
Whaaaaat???
© Jack Ellison 2015
There should be a special place
In one’s heart and mem’ry
For people who have brightened one’s life
In addition to friends and family
There’s a special place
In my heart and mem’ry
For two special and unique people
Like “Stan and Ollie.”
Stan's desk is neat
So is his home
His clothes are pressed
His hair is combed
Day and night he works
No time for play
R e l i g i o u s l y
He plans his day
Stan goes to church
Head bowed, he prays
And so do I ~ God, please
Make him go away!
STAN THE METEOROLOGIST
Somewhere in the presents of the mist;
This young man Stan decided to enlist;
In a primal it rains way,
shining brightly the sun's rays;
Dehumidifying natures nist, what a tryst twist?
11/3/20
Written words by James E. Lee Sr. © 2020
LIMERICK POEM TYPE
THE GREATEST
Cup-winner Stan
Still playing on at thirty-eight,
Inch perfect crosses on a plate;
With shimmy,side-step and dazzle
He left the full back in a frazzle;
An aging hero with twinkling skills,
A pro sans modern day frills.
Stan = Stan Mathews of Forties football(soccer) fame
Brian Strand | Year Posted 2017
S traight from the start.'
T rue blue allways for you
A ustralia allways in his heart.'
N ever one to turn his back.'
C oster known, the country round'
On that guitar, he strummed town to town
S ure supportive of ANZACS all..'
T reasure of so many, in outback halls
E very venue he played out his heart
R ecognised as an asset; Aussies value his art.!
He created The Incredible Hulk and The Amazing Spider-Man.
Stan Lee has died and it has devastated millions of his fans.
He also created The Fantastic Four.
But he didn't stop there, he created even more.
Fans are sad because he didn't survive.
But he did have a long life, he was 95.
If it wasn't for him, the X-Men wouldn't exist.
He was loved by many and he will be missed.
[Dedicated to Stan Lee (1922-2018) who died on November 12, 2018.]