Stan' and Deliver

A panic buyer, name of Stan,
will grab each bottle, jar or can
and leave the supermarket bare.
(No toilet paper? Stan was there!)
His house is full...he buys some more,
and cannot squeeze inside his door!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2020



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Date: 5/8/2020 9:39:00 PM
was this in any contest because if not, it sure is a winner in MY book.
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Date: 4/19/2020 11:25:00 PM
Ha Ha, you tell as it is, Jack..love the rhyme and the rhythm. Stay Safe, my friend...
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Date: 4/14/2020 10:11:00 AM
Lol HaHa - why the huge panic for toilet paper - can understand buying tinned food in a crisis, but just for 3 or 4 weeks. Had a good laugh Jack. Blessings and safe thoughts Jennifer
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Date: 4/14/2020 7:35:00 AM
Good one. Some do that for fear of what is happening on this earth. Thanks for all the visits to my page. Good humor in this one. Sara
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Date: 4/10/2020 6:25:00 AM
Whether Stan is a panic buyer or a hoarder, he is quite a character, Jack! Over here in Malta people went on panic buying, but shopping has now returned to normal. ~ Take care. Happy Easter, my friend. // paul
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Date: 4/10/2020 1:49:00 AM
I think that would be called a hoarder. I do know a couple people like that. Even women hoarders.
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Date: 4/9/2020 8:30:00 PM
Good one, Jack! There are "Stans" everywhere! Janice
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Date: 4/9/2020 6:59:00 PM
So Stan's the one stealing all the toilet paper! Very funny, and timely, limerick!
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Date: 4/9/2020 4:08:00 PM
Hilarious way to make fun of the hoarders Jack!
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Date: 4/9/2020 2:18:00 PM
I've seen the pics of folk who have so much stuff they can hardly get through the door:-( hugs Jan xx
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