Short Snitch Poems

Nursery is a cursery
They don't show up
Refuse to keep
But if I make a peep

I am a witch
When I bitch
Because I
Decide to snitch...

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Today I played tennis
It’s such a stressful term
I can’t seem to get a ball
Or even hit one too 
Feel like it’s a snitch 
In Quidditch of Harry Potter
Very, very dizzy
From all the work I’ve done...

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  There once was a snitch ditched in itchy pride,
sick of being tied, to grumpy cats side~
  she lured his furry tail,
  trapped him in a caged tale,
she sat, blowing kisses that were denied…  ...

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Blue feathers, black eyes
Squeaking calls are no surprise.
Snapped twig, wing twitch
Nimble and small as a Golden Snitch.
Hop below or soar above,
Robin, wren, jay, or dove,
Let us all give a toast
To the birds, the animals we love the most....

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it makes me angry
to know you are so lazy
but have found a way to hate me
you act so shady
& like a little baby
maybe
you should worry about your life
stick to trying to be a good wife
& stop stabbing people in the back withuot a knife...

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This love swelling up within me
Brings me to an epiphany
Breaking the rules of gravity
I fly into he arms of Grace.

Crucifying the flesh, the witch called Selfish
Embracing the Amish I make a wish
To never abandon the rich
For which I am a snitch....

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she was her own confident witch
never felt a mean hand or switch
played in a sewer or a ditch
leaning into every gulch, glen or glitch

Her left eye had a twitch
She was no kind of snitch
Her boots were made of pitch
She was her own confident witch...

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disruptive kids throwing pencil sharpners                                                                            
wanting to tell mr.lopez but cant                                                                                        
shoud i be a snitch...

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I was a black cat. My cousin was a witch.
We went trick-or-treating in a howling wind.
She took two from a bowl, but I am no snitch.
We traded candy with the savvy of men. 


Written 11-3-2019
Contest:  Good Luck Halloween Contest  Picture#3
Sponsor: Eve Roper...

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His name was Charlie and he had an itch.
To bed a woman with a glass eyed twitch.
She was handy.
They were randy.
Nine months later they had a little snitch.

Written 12-29-2018          contest:  Bawdy Poem
                                       Sponsor: Tania Kitchin...

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Headache
red sake

just right
but write

the judge
won't fudge

Did chime
The time

At which
My snitch

Too slow
missed show!

too late
missed date

just fine
must sign.

Written: June 08, 2022

A Brian Strand Premiere Choice Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Brian Strand...

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If you Snitch, you get Stitch

    If you snitch, you get stitch, like how the waters flow down Niagara Falls.

    How many persons do you know that snitch?  Snitch is not nice, and it

    can be dangerous.  Snitch when you are trusted can cause you to loose

    your head. Snitch,and itch  can get you stitch!...

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I am Lucinda, a young hip witch,
Some may call me a bi%#h!
I love to sing songs out of pitch,
I threw my boyfriend in a ditch.
And I have a super sexy twitch,
When I'm around cats I itch.
My bestie is named Mitch,
A warlock who loves to stitch.
My greedy parents are filthy rich,
They stole it, I should snitch;
But I’d have to vacate Greenwich!...

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Over my house lingered a broom-riding witch.
She laughed so hard, the roof gave a pitch.
Someone told grandma about it; for they loved to snitch.
We all ran outside and threw ourselves into a ditch.

What are we doing here? Asked my aunt who was rich.
I thought you knew, I said to my short cousin Mitch.
I had no idea either, so we stared at the witch.
She gave us the evil eye, scaring us back into the ditch....

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(This is a fictional poem)

My ex-boss owned a diner and he served soup that was free.
He put marijuana in it to give the customers the munchies.
When they ate the soup, they ordered lots of food.
They even ordered the liver and onions that was on the menu.
I decided to go to the cops and snitch.
Now he's in jail and he's some guy's #####.
He doesn't like the predicament that he's in.
I guarantee that he'll never sell food again....

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There was a wonderful aura about the sparkly white witch.
She had raised a sparkly fresh white owl she named Snitch.
They sat on a crescent moon and wiled the night away.
On Halloween night, until the beginning of the next day.

It is November now, the old witch said to the owl.
He nodded his head, for he was wise, this fowl.
November means Thanksgiving and a feast and such.
I know Snitch said. “I love the Indians and Pilgrims very much.”...

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