Short Sneezed Poems
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"AHHH CHOO"
Nasal passages
Nose is running away from...
Me "AHHH CHOO" I sneezed
11/21/17
BY JAMES EDWARD LEE SR.
Categories:
sneezed, anxiety, health, how i feel, sick,
Form:
Haiku
Listen to the wind
As it ruffles through the trees.
God is blowing his breath.
When the storms come,
Could it be He sneezed?
Categories:
sneezed, humorous, tree, wind,
Form:
Rhyme
They
ar
not to
be sneezed at-
in traditional verse
Minday,dalily through Saturday
danger/stranger;letter/better;sorrow/tomorrow.
Categories:
sneezed, on writing and words,
Form:
Fibonacci
Percy was born with a snout
Nostrils that did not stick out
When Percy sneezed
It caused such a breeze
It blew everything inside out
Categories:
sneezed, 10th grade,
Form:
Limerick
Francesco was on his trapeze
Precariously swaying in the breeze
Suddenly he lost his grip
Off that trapeze, he did slip
Because he sneezed
Categories:
sneezed, 10th grade,
Form:
Limerick
There once was a man named O'Dean
Who wasn't too bright or too keen
He sneezed at the bar
Filling everyone's jar
And, that's why our beer is now green
Categories:
sneezed, fun, funny,
Form:
Limerick
My grandmother lost her glass eye
She sneezed when she breathed in a fly
As her eyeball flew by
She exclaimed my oh my
My glass eye has learned how to fly
Categories:
sneezed, grandmother, nonsense, silly,
Form:
Limerick
There once was an elephant's trunk
That accidentally encountered a skunk
He sneezed 40 times
Til he rang his own chimes
Then cried cause he knew how he stunk
Categories:
sneezed, funny
Form:
Limerick
chill breeze
Ron sneezed
deep freeze
he wheezed
stung knees
cried, please ...
death’s tease
~ disease
Categories:
sneezed, death, fate, health,
Form:
Footle
He was jet skiing over a wake
But he only made one big mistake
He shouted out so pleased
Then he suddenly sneezed
And blew both his false teeth in the lake
Categories:
sneezed, water,
Form:
Limerick
There once was an athletic kangaroo
Who came down with a bad case of the flu --
He sneezed really loud
Jumped over a cloud --
Landed with a red cape and an achoo
Categories:
sneezed, animal, humor, sick, strength,
Form:
Limerick
A young, macho spider named Paul
Imagined himself ten feet tall.
At friend's warnings he sneezed--
Said he'd crawl where he pleased.
Now Paul's just a stain on the wall.
Categories:
sneezed, animals, children, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Donald Trump was out on a date
When he coughed and sneezed out his plate
His date had quick wits
And smiled, "Hey! It fits!
Y'all gnaw thas jes godda be fate!"
Categories:
sneezed, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Thought I'd razzle and see where it goes.
"Should I dazzle my Bros with my Prose?
"NO INTERRUPTIONS PLEASE!"
Then I abruptly sneezed...
And ALL the words got stuck in my NOSE!
Categories:
sneezed, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
the dance of life in slow motion
is for heart love’s magic potion
what does rise in time will subside
leaving a mark on soul inside
in delight embraced then released
in renewal as rapture sneezed
Categories:
sneezed, heart, joy, life, spiritual,
Form:
Lay
Humor laugh so hard I cry-aloud
Sored, that I sneezed involuntary expulsion of urine, I peed
just like an toddler child
2/13/24
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2024©
Categories:
sneezed, analogy, anxiety, character, cry, funny, meaningful, old,
Form:
Free verse
It was at grandads old farm one winter we did freeze
the snow was so high it reached up to our knees
even the cows went pale
as the milk froze in a pail
the chickens laid eggs standing up, then they sneezed.
Feb 19, 2022
Categories:
sneezed, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
She spots a sniffling hottie by her gate
They learn their flight will be three hours late
After a few rounds at the pub
They board and join the Mile High Club
Then the poor dame sneezed for a whole week straight
*For Gwen's contest :)
Categories:
sneezed, fantasy, romance,
Form:
Limerick
I watched as she dusted and sneezed;
'It's worthless, I'm certain,' she wheezed.
I thought I'd be rich -
oh, life is a b.tch!
(My desk got a clean, so I'm pleased...)
written 26th April for Joseph's contest - about Anita Manning from The Antique Roadshow
Categories:
sneezed, money,
Form:
Limerick
The world sneezed,
the demon danced
—the music stopped in time
The world coughed,
the demon choked
—millions now entwined
The world hid,
the demon searched
—new victims running low
The world rose,
the demon dead
—nowhere left to go
(Dreamsleep: March, 2020)
Categories:
sneezed, tribute,
Form:
Rhyme
Rudolph lost his red nose one day
Sneezed so hard, it flew far away
It landed on a pig
Who tried to fly, not dig
“When pigs fly”, he heard someone say
Heidi Sands
12/14/18
Placed 4th in Funny Reindeer Limerick Contest.
Categories:
sneezed, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
I was at the local Wal-mart
Where someone sneezed, along with a fart.
At first I was stunned.
Then, I started to run,
and stumbled over my cart.
I knew the germs were in the air,
and that I was getting my fair share.
So, I accepted my fate,
to sit grimly and wait,
armed with chicken soup and a prayer.
Categories:
sneezed, funny,
Form:
Limerick
A well spoken Martian came calling last week
He popped in the house for a chat
Though I wasn’t displeased
When he coughed and he sneezed
I was miffed when he swallowed my cat
He said “ I am frightfully sorry,
It isn’t like me to do that
You must think me a hog
For I much prefer dog
Or a rodent like rabbit or rat”
Categories:
sneezed, animals, funny, science fiction, me,
Form:
Rhyme
There once was a fellow named Will,
Whose nose was exceedingly ill.
He sneezed with great force,
And altered his course,
he's orbiting Jupiter still!
There once was a lady named Sue,
Who found a strange thing in her stew.
She said with a grin,
And pulled out a pin,
"A stich in time, it is quite new!".
Categories:
sneezed, humor,
Form:
Limerick
I am wet like a dewy leaf
the freezer we have just turned off
grass that has been watered
a face that has been kissed
Wet like whoever sneezed
or went out of the shower without a towel
a vagina that has just been loved
ground that rain has moistened
Ready to be plowed
cared for
penetrated
fertilized
and to bloom.
Categories:
sneezed, life, love, people,
Form:
Lyric