Short Sneezed Poems
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"AHHH CHOO"
Nasal passages
Nose is running away from...
Me "AHHH CHOO" I sneezed
11/21/17
BY JAMES EDWARD LEE SR.
Listen to the wind
As it ruffles through the trees.
God is blowing his breath.
When the storms come,
Could it be He sneezed?
They
ar
not to
be sneezed at-
in traditional verse
Minday,dalily through Saturday
danger/stranger;letter/better;sorrow/tomorrow.
Percy was born with a snout
Nostrils that did not stick out
When Percy sneezed
It caused such a breeze
It blew everything inside out
Francesco was on his trapeze
Precariously swaying in the breeze
Suddenly he lost his grip
Off that trapeze, he did slip
Because he sneezed
Ever have a fart that you don’t trust
Because you have the bubble guts
I squeezed my cheeks
I sneezed it leaked
Depends not dependable enough
There once was a man named O'Dean
Who wasn't too bright or too keen
He sneezed at the bar
Filling everyone's jar
And, that's why our beer is now green
My grandmother lost her glass eye
She sneezed when she breathed in a fly
As her eyeball flew by
She exclaimed my oh my
My glass eye has learned how to fly
There once was an elephant's trunk
That accidentally encountered a skunk
He sneezed 40 times
Til he rang his own chimes
Then cried cause he knew how he stunk
chill breeze
Ron sneezed
deep freeze
he wheezed
stung knees
cried, please ...
death’s tease
~ disease
He was jet skiing over a wake
But he only made one big mistake
He shouted out so pleased
Then he suddenly sneezed
And blew both his false teeth in the lake
There once was an athletic kangaroo
Who came down with a bad case of the flu --
He sneezed really loud
Jumped over a cloud --
Landed with a red cape and an achoo
A young, macho spider named Paul
Imagined himself ten feet tall.
At friend's warnings he sneezed--
Said he'd crawl where he pleased.
Now Paul's just a stain on the wall.
Donald Trump was out on a date
When he coughed and sneezed out his plate
His date had quick wits
And smiled, "Hey! It fits!
Y'all gnaw thas jes godda be fate!"
Thought I'd razzle and see where it goes.
"Should I dazzle my Bros with my Prose?
"NO INTERRUPTIONS PLEASE!"
Then I abruptly sneezed...
And ALL the words got stuck in my NOSE!
the dance of life in slow motion
is for heart love’s magic potion
what does rise in time will subside
leaving a mark on soul inside
in delight embraced then released
in renewal as rapture sneezed
Rudolph, the leader of Santa's reindeer,
adjusted his nose and gave the all clear
to steer Santa well with his braced flashlight.
But one Christmas Eve, he sneezed during flight!
Humor laugh so hard I cry-aloud
Sored, that I sneezed involuntary expulsion of urine, I peed
just like an toddler child
2/13/24
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2024©
It was at grandads old farm one winter we did freeze
the snow was so high it reached up to our knees
even the cows went pale
as the milk froze in a pail
the chickens laid eggs standing up, then they sneezed.
Feb 19, 2022
She spots a sniffling hottie by her gate
They learn their flight will be three hours late
After a few rounds at the pub
They board and join the Mile High Club
Then the poor dame sneezed for a whole week straight
*For Gwen's contest :)
I watched as she dusted and sneezed;
'It's worthless, I'm certain,' she wheezed.
I thought I'd be rich -
oh, life is a b.tch!
(My desk got a clean, so I'm pleased...)
written 26th April for Joseph's contest - about Anita Manning from The Antique Roadshow
The world sneezed,
the demon danced
—the music stopped in time
The world coughed,
the demon choked
—millions now entwined
The world hid,
the demon searched
—new victims running low
The world rose,
the demon dead
—nowhere left to go
(Dreamsleep: March, 2020)
Rudolph lost his red nose one day
Sneezed so hard, it flew far away
It landed on a pig
Who tried to fly, not dig
“When pigs fly”, he heard someone say
Heidi Sands
12/14/18
Placed 4th in Funny Reindeer Limerick Contest.
I was at the local Wal-mart
Where someone sneezed, along with a fart.
At first I was stunned.
Then, I started to run,
and stumbled over my cart.
I knew the germs were in the air,
and that I was getting my fair share.
So, I accepted my fate,
to sit grimly and wait,
armed with chicken soup and a prayer.
A well spoken Martian came calling last week
He popped in the house for a chat
Though I wasn’t displeased
When he coughed and he sneezed
I was miffed when he swallowed my cat
He said “ I am frightfully sorry,
It isn’t like me to do that
You must think me a hog
For I much prefer dog
Or a rodent like rabbit or rat”