Notes About The Poem

Warning bawdy and toilet humor. Written May 10 2026

 

Don’t Trust It

Ever have a fart that you don’t trust
Because you have the bubble guts
I squeezed my cheeks
I sneezed it leaked
Depends not dependable enough
Copyright © | Year Posted 2026

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Dietrich Avatar
May 20, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Hahaha. Great closing line
Jones Avatar
May 20, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Thanks for reading! Lol
Edmonds  Avatar
May 12, 2026 at 10:09 AM
Oh for the gusts of wind - Gusts from one’s guts that sing - An almighty loud tune - Echoing round the room - Leaving the fragrance of Spring… Beryl
Jones Avatar
May 12, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Well I doubt most farts are springlike fragrances lol!
Messina Avatar
May 12, 2026 at 3:21 AM
LOL- Hilarious, Karen. Best wishes in the contest!
Jones Avatar
May 12, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Thanks Charles!
Delegans Avatar
May 11, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Belly laugh! lol This is a classic limerick.
Jones Avatar
May 11, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Giggles! Thanks for reading Christopher!
Etgen-Baker Avatar
May 11, 2026 at 4:49 PM
I hear you about those 'Depends' :-) Ha!
Jones Avatar
May 11, 2026 at 9:59 PM
lol!
Goldsmith Avatar
May 11, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Your "Don’t Trust It" is a fun write. I enjoyed reading this one. Thanks for the laugh. Diapers as a baby then again when old. Hope heaven does not need them. Hahaha!!!! Have a great/fun day writing away.........
Jones Avatar
May 11, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Here’s hoping heaven is poop free! lol Thanks Paula!
Daniels Avatar
May 10, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Hahahaha ! Well done, KJ. Yeah, bubble guts not a good thing to have caught ~ never know what to expect from the viral blighters. Luckily they don’t stay long. Have a good week, Karen. X.
Jones Avatar
May 10, 2026 at 11:32 PM
lol! Thanks for reading Ghairo! You have a great week too!
Wolf Avatar
May 10, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Marvelous...
Jones Avatar
May 10, 2026 at 8:07 PM
lol! My son is horrified I’d write such a poem lol! Thanks
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