Mile High Consequences

She spots a sniffling hottie by her gate 
They learn their flight will be three hours late
After a few rounds at the pub
They board and join the Mile High Club
Then the poor dame sneezed for a whole week straight 


*For Gwen's contest :)

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011



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Date: 2/12/2013 12:18:00 PM
Oh Natalie.
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Date: 3/2/2012 9:37:00 PM
NATALIE..READING UP ON SOME OLD CONTEST* CONGRATULATIONS~ WITH YOUR AWESOME WIN! ;-)*always..pd
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Date: 1/13/2012 2:30:00 PM
Hey Nat~ Greg Brady is NO match for your Howie!!lololol. Gwendolen
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Date: 1/12/2012 9:18:00 AM
Congratulations!
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Date: 1/11/2012 4:51:00 PM
I hope the price she paid to join the club was well worth the admission. Beware the "sniffling hottie"! Funny, witty and entertaining read. Thanks for the laugh, achoo!
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Date: 1/10/2012 2:31:00 PM
That'll teach ya. :) Congrats! A lot of fun reading these winners.
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Date: 1/10/2012 7:06:00 AM
congratulations on your win! and stay away from those sniffling hotties ;P
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Date: 1/10/2012 5:44:00 AM
Nice story in this one, you made me laugh. Enjoyed!
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Date: 1/9/2012 10:16:00 PM
Congratulations on your great write. Best regards, Jon
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Date: 1/9/2012 9:24:00 PM
Big congrats, this was one I sure loved!
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Date: 1/9/2012 7:12:00 AM
Nat, congrats on your win..David
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Date: 1/9/2012 6:56:00 AM
Congratulations on your win in Gwen's "Sneezing Limerick" contest Natalie. Love, Carol
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Date: 1/9/2012 6:14:00 AM
I can see it all now Natalie. You've got a whole novel going in my imagination with this humorous poem. Congratulations to you
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Date: 1/9/2012 12:53:00 AM
on a rol, nats.. cheers to you for the amazing award!! :) huggs
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Date: 1/8/2012 10:16:00 PM
This is the first case I'm aware of of "flu via artificial insemination". But in retrospect, if I'm going to get it, this is definitely the way to go. Congrats Natalie
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Date: 1/8/2012 7:50:00 PM
Love this...how creative !! Congrats on your win !!!
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Date: 1/8/2012 6:49:00 PM
LOL.....enjoyed very much Natalie.Congrats on your win.
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Date: 1/4/2012 3:24:00 PM
LOL, what a fun way to get the flu : )
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Date: 1/1/2012 10:54:00 PM
Good luck in the contest with this entry. I hope Gwendolyn likes it.
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Date: 1/1/2012 6:38:00 AM
Enjoyed the humour here Natalie.Wish you a very very happy New Year.
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Date: 12/31/2011 10:47:00 AM
Great work and big smiles , happy new year Natalie . Declan xxx
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Date: 12/31/2011 10:18:00 AM
why do i even look at her poetry?
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Date: 12/29/2011 1:58:00 PM
LOL, love it! Hope you had a wonderful Xmas, Natalie
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Date: 12/28/2011 11:01:00 AM
x-x-x-x-x-my fingers for you Natalie in the contest.OXOX love Anne-Lise
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Date: 12/28/2011 9:55:00 AM
Love this Natalie, you are indeed the "Rogue Rhymer. good luck in contest. harry
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