Natalie The Rogue Rhymer Poet Limerick

Mile High Consequences

She spots a sniffling hottie by her gate 
They learn their flight will be three hours late
After a few rounds at the pub
They board and join the Mile High Club
Then the poor dame sneezed for a whole week straight 


*For Gwen's contest :)

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The Situation February 12, 2013 at 12:18 PM Oh Natalie.

Poet Destroyer A March 2, 2012 at 9:37 PM NATALIE..READING UP ON SOME OLD CONTEST* CONGRATULATIONS~ WITH YOUR AWESOME WIN! ;-)*always..pd

Gwendolen Song January 13, 2012 at 2:30 PM Hey Nat~ Greg Brady is NO match for your Howie!!lololol. Gwendolen

Pokey Lanford January 12, 2012 at 9:18 AM Congratulations!

Joe Flach January 11, 2012 at 4:51 PM I hope the price she paid to join the club was well worth the admission. Beware the "sniffling hottie"! Funny, witty and entertaining read. Thanks for the laugh, achoo!

Robert Johnson January 10, 2012 at 2:31 PM That'll teach ya. :) Congrats! A lot of fun reading these winners.

Black Eyed Susan January 10, 2012 at 7:06 AM congratulations on your win! and stay away from those sniffling hotties ;P

Nick Bagnall January 10, 2012 at 5:44 AM Nice story in this one, you made me laugh. Enjoyed!

Jon Arno January 9, 2012 at 10:16 PM Congratulations on your great write. Best regards, Jon

Andrea Dietrich January 9, 2012 at 9:24 PM Big congrats, this was one I sure loved!

David Williams January 9, 2012 at 7:12 AM Nat, congrats on your win..David

Carol Sunshine Brown January 9, 2012 at 6:56 AM Congratulations on your win in Gwen's "Sneezing Limerick" contest Natalie. Love, Carol

Robert A. Dufresne January 9, 2012 at 6:14 AM I can see it all now Natalie. You've got a whole novel going in my imagination with this humorous poem. Congratulations to you

Nette Onclaud January 9, 2012 at 12:53 AM on a rol, nats.. cheers to you for the amazing award!! :) huggs

Bob Quigley January 8, 2012 at 10:16 PM This is the first case I'm aware of of "flu via artificial insemination". But in retrospect, if I'm going to get it, this is definitely the way to go. Congrats Natalie

Debra Squyres January 8, 2012 at 7:50 PM Love this...how creative !! Congrats on your win !!!

Kash Poet January 8, 2012 at 6:49 PM LOL.....enjoyed very much Natalie.Congrats on your win.

Jack Horne January 4, 2012 at 3:24 PM LOL, what a fun way to get the flu : )

Robert Pettit January 1, 2012 at 10:54 PM Good luck in the contest with this entry. I hope Gwendolyn likes it.

Kash Poet January 1, 2012 at 6:38 AM Enjoyed the humour here Natalie.Wish you a very very happy New Year.

Deck Fitzgerald December 31, 2011 at 10:47 AM Great work and big smiles , happy new year Natalie . Declan xxx

John Loving Iii December 31, 2011 at 10:18 AM why do i even look at her poetry?

Jack Horne December 29, 2011 at 1:58 PM LOL, love it! Hope you had a wonderful Xmas, Natalie

Anne-Lise Andresen December 28, 2011 at 11:01 AM x-x-x-x-x-my fingers for you Natalie in the contest.OXOX love Anne-Lise

Harry Horsman December 28, 2011 at 9:55 AM Love this Natalie, you are indeed the "Rogue Rhymer. good luck in contest. harry

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