Short Smurf Poems

On Saturday night in Waikiki
The teenagers turn rather freaky
Though blue as a smurf
They all love to surf
Like a Kahanamoku tiki!...

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There once was a smurf named Smurfette,
 who smurfed around in a blue smurfvette.
She dated a smurf whose first name was Smacker.
 When they had their first date he smurfed  and smacked 
 her.
And from that day on, he will forever be known
 as Smacker Smurf,  smurf smacker....

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conscientious today
sharing my poetic light
penning my very first wonderful kerf

figuring out a way
to pen my unique insight
confidence shaken by blue papa smurf

in the manner of Joyce
there is a smile on my face
skating across ice as snow bunnies surf

dredging up my own voice
winning this poetic race
sliding into home as others windsurf...

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conscientious today
sharing my poetic light
penning my very first wonderful kerf

figuring out a way
to pen my unique insight
confidence shaken by blue papa smurf

in the manner of Joyce
there is a smile on my face
skating across ice as snow bunnies surf

dredging up my own voice
winning this poetic race
sliding into home as others windsurf...

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The contest is titled Blue Hole
It made me cry out, ‘Bless my soul’
The chances are slim that I’ll win it
For Anthony’s likely to bin it
I just want to write something clean 
I’m struggling to not be obscene 
I’m trying to write for all I am worth 
But last night...
I slept with a Smurf


28 May 2021
Contest: Blue Hole
Sponsor: Anthony Biaanco...

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Do you think shaggy cried when scooby died?
Would a red smurf suffer from racism?
Does it bother god his name spelled backwards is Dog?
What if darkness is afraid of light?
Do tears every cry?
Why is captain caveman a captain?
Why is there no black teletubbies?
Why is it easier to hurt than help?
And finally why are we here?
Is it just to die?
Or just to live?...

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Joan’s spouse requests surf and turf.
Bob’s stature and beard - a smurf.
In short, she plays cute,
Puts on a wet suit.
She climbs iron board to surf.

Bob tells her to get on down.
His ask, does not make her frown.
She winks as he guides
And rolls with the tides.
She’s hot off the plate, his clown.

7/16/2022
Limerick Contest
Sponsor: Lisa YY...

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It cannot be blue we insisted to the puma cub named Ki.
No orangutan ever had a face that resembled cobalt dye,
I am not lying said the cub, he has an azure blue face.
We pretended to believe him, giving all kinds of grace.

Then we saw the creature and we gasped in disbelief.
Around his eyes was a ring that resembled a Smurf wreath.
Is he a true orangutan we asked the puma cub named Ki.
Who would I know? He answered. Besides, I lie....

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I don't care

I don't care if your tall or short
I don't care if your fat or skinny
I don't care if you have long hair or short
I don't  care if your black or brown
I don't  care if your a smurf
I don't care if your man or women
I dont care if you drink beer or pepsi
I don't care if you drive a truck or car
I don't care if you wear a suit or or shorts

I simply do not care
Just treat me right
I will treat you even better
I will not judge you.

Valerie Rose...

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