In Short-Cooking Is Not Her Sport

Joan’s spouse requests surf and turf. Bob’s stature and beard - a smurf. In short, she plays cute, Puts on a wet suit. She climbs iron board to surf. Bob tells her to get on down. His ask, does not make her frown. She winks as he guides And rolls with the tides. She’s hot off the plate, his clown. 7/16/2022 Limerick Contest Sponsor: Lisa YY
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Date: 7/22/2022 8:57:00 AM
Kim, congratulations on your win. Many Blessing
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Eve Roper
Date: 7/23/2022 1:00:00 PM
I can picture her in a wet suit... But dementia or not I would be doing the same except the ironing board folded down : )
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 7/22/2022 11:00:00 AM
Many blessings, Eve! Thank you :)
Date: 7/20/2022 8:04:00 AM
Congrats Kim. Very entertianing an fun read my friend. Bill
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 7/20/2022 12:34:00 PM
Thank you! :)
Date: 7/20/2022 6:39:00 AM
Very interesting, indeed! Congratulations!
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 7/20/2022 7:30:00 AM
Thank you!
Date: 7/20/2022 3:03:00 AM
Congratulations, Kim for your podium placement with this woderful poem.
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 7/20/2022 7:30:00 AM
Thank you!
Date: 7/19/2022 5:56:00 PM
Congrats sweet lady. God bless you always. Love, Gina
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 7/20/2022 7:31:00 AM
God bless you too!
Date: 7/19/2022 1:52:00 PM
haha!! Good one, and congrats!!
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 7/20/2022 7:31:00 AM
Thank you!
Date: 7/19/2022 10:43:00 AM
Congratulations on your win. A  "Creative/Fun" write/story. Love your line, "She’s hot off the plate, his clown." She sure is. Have a great/blessed day.......................
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 7/20/2022 7:34:00 AM
Glad you enjoyed! Thank you!
Date: 7/19/2022 9:17:00 AM
This is lovely, smiling from ear to ear. Great limerick. I've read a few other entries in this contest, all so good -- would not want the task of judging this one.
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 7/20/2022 7:34:00 AM
Thank you, Joe!
Date: 7/19/2022 6:16:00 AM
LOL! CONGRATS, Kim! Janice
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 7/20/2022 7:35:00 AM
Thanks, Janice!
Date: 7/19/2022 6:02:00 AM
Congratulation, Kim. Nicely done. Terry
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 7/20/2022 7:35:00 AM
Thank you, Terry!
Date: 7/19/2022 5:23:00 AM
Back with big congrats Kim! Linda
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 7/20/2022 7:35:00 AM
Thank you, Linda!
Date: 7/19/2022 4:54:00 AM
Good one Kim, and congratulations on your top placement. Love your clever title, Hugs, SuZ
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 7/20/2022 7:36:00 AM
Thank you, SuZ! :)
Date: 7/19/2022 4:34:00 AM
Nice job and congrats on your set of winning limericks. I wish it had been stated that we could write more than one.
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 7/20/2022 7:36:00 AM
Thank you, Jenna! :)
Date: 7/18/2022 9:45:00 PM
Wow! Congrats! Thanks for sharing this... making me giggle. God bless you.
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 7/19/2022 4:04:00 AM
Thank you, Beata!
Date: 7/18/2022 4:15:00 PM
Hahaha Kim. Totally great fun! Linda
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 7/19/2022 4:04:00 AM
Thank you, Linda! :)
Date: 7/18/2022 12:09:00 PM
LOL, love this witty limerick
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 7/18/2022 3:01:00 PM
Thank you, Jack!
Date: 7/16/2022 10:38:00 PM
Great humor and rhyme, Kim.
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 7/17/2022 4:01:00 AM
Thank you, Mike!
Date: 7/16/2022 8:21:00 PM
Enjoyed her playing 'cute' ! Hilarious, Kim !
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 7/17/2022 4:02:00 AM
Thank you, Valsa!
Date: 7/16/2022 9:50:00 AM
Good one, Kim, nice imagining!
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 7/16/2022 10:03:00 AM
Thank you, Jeff!
Date: 7/16/2022 8:41:00 AM
Guess Bob remained hungry. Lovely limericks. Hugs.
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 7/16/2022 9:19:00 AM
LOL…yes!
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