Short Silly Billy Poems

sloth Silly Billy 
married a pregnant lady
went to sleep and snort...

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Oh Silly Billy 
mind lifted by mushroom clouds;
Kissed by a rainstorm....

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There once was a silly Billy
Who fancied a certain filly
But horsing around
He suddenly found
She sported a bigger willie...

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Silly Billy had a willie
Rabbi trimmed it extra frilly
It was no great task
For a lass to ask,
"Are you sure that fits a filly?"...

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There was a shy man named Billy
Who liked a pretty young filly
He asked her out one day
The filly said nay
Because she thought his goatee looked silly...

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Keep telling myself, always think silly
It's sure not a struggle for this silly billy
Born to giggle
To squirm and wiggle
Coz humor sure impresses all the fillies...

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Whatta silly billy this guy turned out to be
Happy as poop, certainly glad, I is me
I'd still rejoice
Even without a choice
A joyous individual, long live giggles, I decree!!!...

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Whatta silly billy this guy turned out to be
Happy as poop, certainly glad, I is me
I'd still rejoice
Even without a choice
A joyous individual, long live giggles, I decree!!!...

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The mind boggles at the stuff that's up there
Just imagine, could be another Sonny and Cher
Now don't be silly
You daft silly billy
Aliens gotta be more talented than that 60s pair...

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Silly Billy Dilly come chill with the bees and me.
Floating into my mind’s eye is Luna moths, three.
Dazzling in the club of commons, we click with a knee.
Pleasing the grasshopper who gives a loud tee hee hee....

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They say most accidents happen within a mile of home
Gonna move five miles down the road, much safer to roam
Now that's downright silly
Accidents move too silly billy
So I guess that brilliant theory is kinda blown...

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The dark winter night was so chilly
So Viv downed some shots which was silly,
Then while driving on top
He was stopped by a cop.
When asked for his name he said Billy!

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Contest: No 208 ~ Any Form
Sponsor: Brian Strand...

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Silly Billy doesn’t think quit straight
Dropped on his head as a child by mistake
Sometimes he drools, stinks, and is late
Sometimes he sits quietly waiting for cake
But each quiet night upon his knees
Silly Billy clasps his hands and bows with ease
Father- oh Father- my heart’s full of thee
Thankful to you what you have given me...

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About six degrees of silly
Best describes my friend Billy,
Butters both sides of his bread,
Eats ice-cream standing on his head,
Walks backwards when it's hilly.

He embarrasses me all round town
With silly noises and faking frown,
He scares people in the park,
Jumping out of trees when it's dark,
Billy's such a hopeless clown....

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Teen

Hickory, Dickory, Dock! 
Attending parties that rock.

Silly, Billy, Belly.
I am full of all the telly.

Out and about.
Round and about.
Hanging with friends 
are what life is all about.

What to wear 
Until all stop and stare
& 
Some may even glare.

It’s all good.
For now; I am always
In a good mood.

For thirteen us here
& 
I am finally a teen....

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Silly Billy went and ate
all the cookies his mom baked.
Getting too sick was his fate
for his tummy ached and ached.

You might think this silly guy
would have learned his lesson, right?
When his mother made a pie,
it then disappeared from sight.

Billy, like a big fat hog -
He had gobbled it all down!
He got sicker than a dog.
Mention pies, and still he’ll frown.

April 11, 2021
for Eve Roper's Nursery Rhyme 4 Poetry Contest...

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