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Within a Mile of Home

They say most accidents happen within a mile of home Gonna move five miles down the road, much safer to roam Now that's downright silly Accidents move too silly billy So I guess that brilliant theory is kinda blown

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Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 12/24/2017 8:47:00 AM

I will try hard not to squander//my odds as I go and wander//I will definitely try//to avoid the cacti//Because they give a prick that will make one ponder. GOOD SUNSHINY MORNING JACKSON!!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/24/2017 8:53:00 AM

You know where you can stuff that sunshine eh!!! LOL Sorry about the cactus pricks though!!! NOT!!!

Maureen Mcgreavy

Date: 12/24/2017 7:34:00 AM

Yup! It's true. I've cracked my pelvis twice right next to home! <3

Maureen Mcgreavy
Date: 12/24/2017 8:50:00 AM

Giggle, yup! My big accident, two cars, the intersection next to home, and again, biking home a wintry night I came to a stop on a cast away frozen Swiffer pad, swiped the bike out from under me. (if I ran stops I wouldn't have been taken out, d'oh!) Ouchy ouch ouch! :)

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/24/2017 8:41:00 AM

Must've had a Norco mishap??? lol (sorry... NOT funny!) xxx

Silent One

Date: 12/24/2017 6:57:00 AM

I found an old limerick I wrote for you.. Dirty old man called Jack There was a dirty old man called Jack Who loved big boobed ladies dressed in black When one gave him a wink In shock his face went pink Poor guy nearly had a heart attack! Dedicated to Jack Ellison 1 April 2016

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/24/2017 8:46:00 AM

Didn't know you loved me that far back!!!! LOL Guess it was meant to be!!!

Silent One

Date: 12/24/2017 6:56:00 AM

Lol.. you are right!

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/24/2017 8:42:00 AM

Hey I don't make this stuff up!!! lol