Short Shaving Poems

Chocolate shaving curls

Spin in wispy whirls...

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while shaving my beard
in a public library,
i become humbled...

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flat morning water
startled by harsh reflection
his youth disappeared...

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Young boys and girls learn 
as they grow with age not to 
shave to rough or else!...

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Robert MacDougal
Was frightfully frugal
And to help with his saving
Desisted from shaving...

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“Why did you stop shaving, Jesse?”
Because my appearance doesn’t matter
if my heart is false...

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toe 
nail
so hairy
would shaving help?
Oops a mistake
not my first one
nor my last
uh-oh
ouch!...

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Blood on your skin
You couldn’t win
It was very sharp
But you can’t carp
Now you look well
Bloody like hell...

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Bladed implement,
Cutting through shaving cream snow:
Fields of fresh stubble.


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An Ode to Shaving...

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“Why did you stop shaving, Jesse?”
It is my attempt to project a façade
of masculinity in the face of rejection
by the opposite sex...

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Last night I consumed too much grog
This morning awoke in a fog
and though I'm unsure
of the bartender's cure
I'm shaving the hair off my dog

2.26.11...

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this mugs for shaving cant you see

no tea or coffee here for me

each morning light

whiskers take flight

fine use of time dont you agree.
...

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I stole a look from across the bar
she smiled back knowing I was not far,
but when it came time to move
I should have thought to remove...
toilet paper from my shaving scar!...

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A poet once went without shaving
About his beard no one was raving
They all screamed, “Fecal stuff,
from Cooties in the buff!”
Went after him with razors waving!...

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Arty stuff No 9

An impressionist called Vincent van Gogh
Developed a bit of a cough,
Whilst shaving one morning
He coughed without warning
And THAT'S how he cut his ear off!!...

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Woke up this morning groggy and dazed
Must have slept well, my eyes were all glazed
Walked into a wall
Then peed in the hall
Cut myself shaving, bled freely from my face...

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Woke up this morning groggy and dazed
Must have slept well, my eyes were all glazed
Walked into a wall
Then peed in the hall
Cut myself shaving, bled profusely from my face...

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Shaving your
Scales mermaid, 
And against
your will. 

Beautiful sea 
Creature, a siren
Entrancing the
Loneliest of 
Seamen. 

I bless the 
Sea Captain, 
The Admiral
Inside you. 

To your rescue....

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I am looking at myself 
Every day
When I shave
In the mirror
Why shave every day
When you can get away
With less
Women also should start shaving
Everyone needs to look at themselves
At least sometimes
Shave a little more
at your own risk...

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There was once a sweet gal named Mary
  Whose face and legs were kind of hairy
            She shaved once a week
        One day she nicked her cheek
Had to get shaving advice from Larry





















4-11-17
Alexis Y....

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It is a myth I tell you.

Men don't lose their hair,
It just gravitates from here,
  to there.

I swear if I live long enough,
And decide to take my shoes off,
I will find some there,
And have to start shaving my feet,
Which would be quite a feat....

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did declare a truce
a slogan started to use
must try to amuse

we started shaving
into them started caving
have been behaving

are apprehensive
expensive and sensitive
being extensive

when we reached an end
many people would offend
to jail them will send...

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i've given
my give
i've begun
my begin

not even
shouting
at my image
mirrored before

me for surely
it's not me or
wasn't what
was me before

for now after
shaving finding
beneath years
of beard growth

the face of
a baby a
baby's 
wrinkly

bottom...

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God Started Shaving

Off my sins God started shaving
Me from them was always saving
From each one he would release
Efforts to help others did increase
At God each morning will be waving.

Jim Horn


http://www.poetrysoup.com/poets/top_100_poets_most_poems_all_time.aspx...

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blunt open razor 
       shaving atoms off my face 
           pimples are irksome 
          i’ve had a terrible day
    as cogs appear through my jaw
       

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Syllable counter ps 5/7/5/7/7...

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