The Myth of Hair Loss in men

It is a Myth I tell you.
Men don't lose their hair,
It just graduates from here to there.  

I swear,
If I live long enough,
And decide to take my shoes off,
I will find some there,
And have to start shaving my feet,
Which will be quite a feat.
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June 26, 2026 at 9:10 PM
I feel that feet are the last of men's worries when hair relocates to places like ears and noses.
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June 26, 2026 at 9:47 PM
true. I am sure a man with clean ears and a well trimmed nose gains brownie points with their woman. An absence of toe jam and fungal nail would double number of points I would guess? I thought when I went bald that hair cuts would be a thing of past and polishing cloth would be all that was needed. Shows how cruel life can be.
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