Short Roller Skate Poems
Short Roller Skate Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Roller Skate by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Roller Skate by length and keyword.
I finally talked you into a date
I cant believe I arrived too late
You wouldn't open the door
Wont see me any more
Next time Ill drive not roller skate
Saturday mornings
use to be cartoons
today rifleman
mini vacations
are weekends for some
than for others
its just two days
weekends to me
use to be fun
roller skate
and dancing
hanging out
meeting
with friends
fun
I was running to see where the police siren was coming from,
when all of a sudden I fell in the coal bin, right slap in a bucket
of latex semi-gloss-paint covered in corn. Now I can bench press 100 but
I didn't eat my waffle because someone ran over it with a roller skate.
I will never fly a plane
Or sail the seven seas
I will never roller skate
Or go down hill on skis
I will never hang glide
Or ride in a hot air balloon
I will never sing karaoke
Because I can't carry a tune
I will never scuba dive
Or climb a mountain high
I know I won't ever do these things
For I won't even TRY
Octopus Oscar needs all tentacles eight
One to carry his dinner plate
One to hold during his presidential debate
One to write upon his sixties slate
One to open the garden gate
One to watch, so he will not be late
One to cuddle his friend, Kate
One to open his second-hand freight
One to balance, so he could roller skate
Never throw a tirade at a parade,
Or castigate a wealthy profligate
Do not endanger the park ranger,
Or roller skate at the Watergate
Careful always to recoup the poop,
One never ever makes a group
Expect the worst if lips are pursed,
Avoid, if possible, being coerced
And always assemble yourself
Before sitting on the top shelf.
written July 28, 2021
Sue was putting on weight
at an alarming rate
Was it down to fate…
or too much food on her plate!
She got asked by a mate
when was her due date
But Sue’s monthly was not late,
at her friend Sue got quite irate!
Her friend’s comment made Sue instigate
a course on how to roller skate.
Her weight gain Sue did negate
and she’s slimmed down and looking great!
10-19-17
Tonight, no visions dance before thine eyes
Tonight, dark clouds obscure the starlit sky
Tonight, the gentle breeze hath packed it in
Tonight, a wall of heat assaults the skin
Tonight, no lovers linger by the lake
Tonight, no children laugh or roller skate
Tonight, a strange feeling hovers in the air
Tonight, even non-believers say a prayer
Purple People Eater
My car.
It is great.
It takes me everywhere,
Like a roller skate.
I can not wait to go…
Again and again.
We travel from this side to that side,
The state is far and wide.
She is hard to miss.
The color royal, the top is black,
She is sexy.
Thats a fact.
25-30 MPG
10 gallons in the tank.
Do the math,
She is unstoppable.
My tracker, she is always moving forward.
Ever do I pray before we go…
but we do…
Go and go and go…
You cannot roller skate in the house she tells my child.
Why not? I ask.
She is silent.
Her mouth gets all prissy.
Rose bud like.
I would not let him do that if I were you, a stranger advises me.
That’s because you are not me, I reply.
Not in a mean way.
In a nonchalant way.
Not snotty.
What is wrong with you? The stranger asks me.
I am consternated.
Confused.
Wondering.
Why do people think they can control other people?
It is a puzzlement to me.
Bamboozles me each time.