Short Rip Off Poems

red rose price rises
faster than flaccid todgers  ~
a blooming rip off!!!
...

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If  husband his nails gnawing like rabbit,
I show the way to quit nasty habit.
No point to  treat  poor husband  with  scoff
Just rip off his teeth, or nails his rip off !...

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Scratch away at my soul
Rip off my skin
To uncover what lies beneath
Blood, crimson and copious
Bone, white and whittled
Heart, shattered and shriveled 
Love, gruesome and gone...

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Lift me of the ground.
Be my wings for I am too weak
to fly on my own.

With a gentle blow rip off the darkness
and set my body free.

All I feel are music drops
soaking in my skin....

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Settle this score,
Once and for all.

Murder
or Make Love
I haven't quite 
Decided. 

Or perhaps
Neither. 

Terrified, 
Tortured
Aries.

Do I 
Destroy Myself to
Rip off your
Mask of masculine apathy, 
Of Denial of your
Maker?...

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Brighten my heart 
With a thousand suns
Rip off my mind
With a million words 
Play me like strings
Here and in my dreams

Tell me to come
And I'll be your home
For you I'd sing
Like a bird with one wing
And I'll make you smile 
That'll last for a while...

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He clung to the bushes
the bushes he despised
dirty water lips tasted not
when the two things
became bushes of life
water that gave safety
at a time whole world
closed eyes and ears
but extended their hands
to rip off his muscles
he often hid in the pocket...

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Finally now, I'm getting off work
Not another bruise or blister
I can hardly, wait to rip off
The pink panties of my sister!

Ok, just hold on a minute here
That sounded very bad, I now see
Don't be thinking it's something weird
It's just that they're too tight on me!...

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With a tattoo of Dallas on one breast
She decided she wanted another
After a while she made a decision
To get a tattoo of Paris on the other!

A few weeks later at the Mardi gras
With no help from panels or committees 
She decided to rip off her blouse
And show everybody her cities!...

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JACK THE RIP-OFF

cold homicides
from clean quills
vices of knives
sharp sharks
stalk down
Piranha’s
with platitudes
of 
predictability
but in your brain
red is the pain
without gain
expressing
reality
in waves
no need to
explain


© Kim van Breda—22 October 2015...

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how i walk in the sunshine
so incomplete
too surreal

how i pivot off my left foot
so right handed acting
so fictitional

how i place my hand on the doorknob
so obviously anxious
so internally enraged

how my clothes metaphorically rip off my body
so green with spots of grey aging
so overprotected and caged...

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Red roses today are on sale;
For Valentine’s Day they won’t fail
To impress all the gals
Who are more than just pals
And a hint of romance will prevail.

But the sign announced 55 bucks
For these flowers considered deluxe.
Maybe buyers don’t care
But to many folks, they’re 
Just a rip-off for V-Day, which sucks....

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Rip off the bandage
Expose your deep, gaping wounds

Let your scars show, my dear
 For they reveal who you are
You have lovely, lovely wounds



Date written and posted: 10/12/2016...

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hell comes and goes

that old
high sprung
jack-in-the box
grin on a spring

jumps out

pop goes my holy holisticness

i fall sick of myself
my all-a-roundness leaks

stuff looms

it happens

then i pray and cuss
cuss and pray

chase down the devil
pin him down
rip off his clown face

tell him
ever
so
gently

to stop being me

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I called them fairies’ lanterns
back when I was but a kid
Trapped them into mason jars
sealed them up with metal lids

We’d rip off their lighted butt
and place it on our left hand
Pretend we were all grown up
and it was our wedding band

When I see those fireflies now
out beyond my back porch screen
I think about yesterdays
and wonder why I was so mean...

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Look behind your smile;
Think of tomorrow in a hurry,
I will watch that tears flow 
From your bitter eyes in desperation;
You made the monster in me and
Rip off my golden love.
Honey, do not to be afraid of your fears;
because your fears are not there to scare you, 
they are there to let you know that something is worth it.
I will have my way when tomorrow comes....

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Gently she blows through
Whispering through the trees
Telling her secrets
Releasing her fears
When angry she's vicious
Can rip off the roofs
Spinning up chaos
Delevering impending doom
No matter the emotions
She chooses to set free
Without her around us
Existence would cease
We must respect her
All of her beauty unseen
Feel all her magic
As she brushes our skin...

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There is a story behind it, 
you can see and find it.
But hurt, anger, every shed of tear, every throw up, every stomach ache, every sneeze, every hair that is easily to rip off, every scream of father, every sadness of mother, and the strength of men is not with: "everything happens for a reason" excused.
Because these people didn't deserve, 
needing the nerve, 
After being abused....

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With my hands I rip off my horns
I wish to be a cambion no more
I fought the demons, dragons and behomeths
and to my favor is the score

So through the towns of hell I walk
only to find a little old mansion
I enter and there behold 
is a pyramid, sphere and cube to my passion

For whom the bell tolls,
it tolls for thee...
and whether heaven and hell exists
it's for each to do or not believe...

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And I forgot to bring some extra slips.
,,Hey, could you lend me some of yours?"
,,I am sorry but I don't think they would really suit you"
,,No, that's okay thank you"
I understand that I mean you know then they would rip off right?
It's just, I why can't I just try them on for a minute?
Or, Ah sorry
It was obvious wasn't it?
It's fine I understand 
It's just I was bleeding
It's okay
Thank you...

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Ladies and Gentlemen,
Can you feel the adrenaline,
This big regiment of my medicine
Got my skeleton jigglin like gelatin
Fiddlin with this riddlin, this wigglin
Its crippilin, when i begin quibblin,
Over scribblin, this high is dwidlin
Do you remember when
I would rip off heads of Polly pockets
Stick a knife in the faulty wall socket
And be hiding in my sister's closet
for six hours to her scream, "Michael Stop It!"...

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Here I am
Alone again
Battling demons till the end
It’s me against them, how am I to win?
With a power bestowed upon a mortal man
One shot, one kill
 Wait for all to gather & they make your blood spill
When all begin to rip off your flesh
Wait for the last minute when there’s almost nothing left
Then make your move---only then will you prove
Your "WILL" never depleted
And you can never be defeated

-Boz-...

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Sit down
Shut up
Hold on tight
Cause I'm taking you for a ride
Keep your hands in
No screaming
And I don't want to see you trying to leave
Just take theese blows 
One by one
Cause you know they're coming
And they're gonna hurt
You say you can endure alot of pain
What are you, superman?
I'll rip off your cape
Knock you down to my level
knock you out
Now what 
Not so strong now
Im your kryptonite
You can't beat me....

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New poem..by Slode.....
 Xtra Special Fool 69

I was just a little guy
But was calculated 
I could rip off the charm
Rip off the charm 
Right from your mom

Never caring who conspired
The laugh at the end
As hard as diamonds

The last moment of the day
Sure got a cold bed
The last moment of the day
It's the only way to keep your head

Can anyone bring you down
Sure got a heartache
Paradise lost
On the vein of your tongue...

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And let your hands slide on the paper, 
and sometimes forget a grammar or points on the end of sentences.
It helps you to let out your thoughts.
To let out your words.

Yeah they don't know of who I am talking about, 
But the people who I have meant, 
Do read me like their favorite videos of pewdiepie, 
They will see and know.

Will I cross out words with a Red pen then?
Or write with strength?
To make the paper, 
rip off by itself?...

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