Short Reggie Poems

I don't give a shit about Reggie Bush...

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Reggie Jackson
Mister October 
what was your greatest game?...

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Reggie had far too much beer
His legs felt wobbly and queer
He dare not go home
So, all night he did roam
Giving time for his poor head to clear...

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Reggie had far too much beer
His legs felt wobbly and queer
He dare not go home
So, all night he did roam
Giving time for his poor head to clear...

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Looked up to the heavens, saw a huge green flash
It was Uncle Reggie with flames shooting out his ass
Soaring through the stratosphere
Till he almost disappeared
Zoomed down and up Donald's ass causing gas...

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Looked up to the heavens, saw a huge green flash
It was Uncle Reggie with flames shooting out of his ass
Soaring through the stratosphere
Till he almost disappeared
Zoomed down and up Donald's ass causing gas ...

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Patrick Ewing
  What you chewing?

Larry Bird
  Hall-of-Fame assured

Scottie Pippen
  Lid's still flippin'

Tim Duncan
  Legacy hasn't sunk in

Bill Bradley
  Didn't play badly

Walt Frazier
  Sharp as a razor

Moses Malone
  The backboard you owned

George (The Iceman Cometh) Gervin
  a-wigglin' and swervin'

Reggie Miller
  4th-quarter killer

Manute Bol
  Bless his soul...

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Too young for bars, but thirsty.
  Uncle Reggie owned a beer joint so
  we went in and had beers carte blanche.
  He was upstairs dying of cancer.

  We went up for an impromptu visit. 
  He and his woman in a small room.
  He was in bed weak with sickness.
  We made small talk then escaped.  

  We went downstairs; one for the road.
  Everything I drank then tasted bitter.
  One day we'll all be in that bed upstairs.
  May God rest all of our souls.  Amen...

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