Short Queue Poems
Short Queue Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Queue by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Queue by length and keyword.
I was standing in a queue with a person just behind us,
They kept moving and got too close - a bad case of compass-itis...
Categories:
queue, funny,
Form:
Couplet
A handsome man from Peru,
Found himself in a stew,
He had no money,
Which isn't funny,
So he had to join the dole queue
Categories:
queue, 10th grade,
Form:
Limerick
Rue
Stands in
Calmly queue
Small yellow buds
Sunbeams have fallen
On green sapphires
Shining bright
Gold spread
View
Categories:
queue, flower, nature,
Form:
Ninette
Waiting for him feels like standing in a long queue.
In the end, when it’s finally my turn,
his counter is closed for the day.
Categories:
queue, absence, for him, lonely, love, poetry, stress,
Form:
Free verse
Common Sense
uncommon
Wisdom
in the queue
Figures lie
as liar’s figure
Judgment
— left askew
(Dreamsleep: August, 2025)
Categories:
queue, wisdom,
Form:
Rhyme
We recently went to the zoo,
sadly there were animals few.
Until we all saw,
which caused an uproar,
giraffes in the café shop queue.
Categories:
queue, animal,
Form:
Limerick
A muse on the Isle of Man
Skipped to the loo aka "can"
But something went wrong
The queue was too long
How could she rush back to Jan?
Categories:
queue, humor, muse,
Form:
Limerick
I was just behind a sexpot
In a queue that stood to be shot
It takes skill to wheedle
When facing a needle
As long as whatever you've got!
Categories:
queue, humor,
Form:
Limerick
When men are getting off their rocks
They seldom think of monkeypox
In the vaccine queue
All eyes are on you
So keep in mind that money talks
Categories:
queue, humor,
Form:
Limerick
A ghoul on a stool made him drool
So the vampire skipped Sunday School
The B-positive queue
Was too long to pursue
At the Blood Bank in Liverpool!
Categories:
queue, humor,
Form:
Limerick
The ladies stood in a long queue
The mayor thought they might sue
With their knees together
In all kinds of weather
They await their turn in the loo
Categories:
queue, culture, discrimination, gender, health, international, life, women,
Form:
Limerick
A girl who stood out in the queue
Was surprised how quickly love grew
But deep down inside
She knew that he lied
And her dream would end with eye dew
Categories:
queue, beauty, relationship,
Form:
Limerick
Dotty Bawdy-Body was haughty
Just like you, she had to go potty
Well, the Men's had no queue
So she went to their 'Loo
And became, "Naughty Dotty Hottie"
Categories:
queue, culture, funny, women,
Form:
Limerick
No response
To my emails
Your name’s not in queue
I pull off a hangnail
Ripping skin too
7/9/11
Received 6th place in "any poem goes" contest
Categories:
queue, angst, girlfriend-boyfriend,
Form:
Tanka
Lovers huddle close.
Rain smacks the dusty pavement.
Commuters bustle,
Seeking refuge in doorways.
Diesel fumes, cigarette smoke,
Intoxicate the bus queue.
Categories:
queue, city
Form:
Tanka
When Putin is telling the truth
The frogs queue up at the Kissing Booth
But the Russian Bear
Growls, "You should take care!
Vlad squirts cyanide from his tooth!"
Categories:
queue, humor, political,
Form:
Limerick
There once was a field, with a tree
On which all of the dogs liked to pee,
And whilst one was urinating,
The other sixteen were waiting,
In a queue- oh so orderly!
Categories:
queue, dog, funny,
Form:
Limerick
The alpha canine stood under the tree
Such doggy wisdom does not come for free
“If you bury your bone
please remember the zone
Now form an orderly queue while I pee”
Categories:
queue, dog, humor,
Form:
Limerick
I knew I had to find you when I had a dream of you,
Two months before I began to follow a single clue,
Then I saw your face and learned your name while we stood in a queue.
Categories:
queue, destiny, dream, fate, first love, soulmate, spiritual,
Form:
Sijo
Poor Fido is last in the queue
For cocking his leg on the yew
He hopes the other dogs
Don’t produce poopy logs
He’s bursting to pee and then poo!
Categories:
queue, anxiety, dog, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
I thought pee lines were for females
But when dogs stop wagging their tails
Guys seek the closest tree
Then raise a leg and pee
In a queue, their barks sound like wails
Categories:
queue, dog, humor,
Form:
Limerick
All people in this country are xenophobes.
They screaming, just hearing my name in the queue,
That fully explained, why I didn't have any jobs.
Yours faithfully. Chinese, Fak Yu
Categories:
queue, funny,
Form:
Quatrain
THE QUEUE
It looks like a male at that yew.
I’m surprised: don’t know about you.
For I’ve always thought
That, when taken short,
It’s only the women that queue
Categories:
queue, animal, tree,
Form:
Limerick
Our eyes met in the supermarket queue,
She sent my heart a flutter,
But then all thoughts of love ebbed away,
In her basket, margarine not butter.
Categories:
queue, humor, humorous, lost love, love,
Form:
Rhyme
I waited,
In a queue
I waited,
In a queue
I waited,
In a queue
You ask,
Which queue?
I waited,
In a queue
You repeat,
Which queue?
You queue
I answer,
From the queue
Categories:
queue, fun, self,
Form:
Free verse