Short Prig Poems
Short Prig Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Prig by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Prig by length and keyword.
Crotches and Scotches
There once was a bold prig named Wiener
who had an unsightly demeanor
he took pics of his crotch
after two shots of scotch
"Where's his wife? Well nobodies seen her."...
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Categories:
prig, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Fig Tales
Ficus fracas
Benjamina
What a little prig!
Time to chop
you mallaprop;
Can’t produce a fig!
Righteous ficus
Carica
never be discountin’
Grabbed that little
benjie snot, and
drowned him
in the fountain.
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H/T to Gershon Wolf's Ficus Fracas...
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Categories:
prig, silly,
Form:
Rhyme
No Prince
There once was a prig in the mud.
His mouth full of dirt and no suds.
His serpentine tongue,
The poop that it flung -
No prince of the charm and no stud.
Fine dame was his choice for the hunt.
She rolled both her eyes - he’s too blunt.
The cock of his walk
and eyes that did gawk -
This ding-a-ling’s only a runt.
5/27/2019
Syllables 8/8/5/5/8...
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Categories:
prig, humor,
Form:
Limerick
A Density of Mind
Last night there was a star stumbling in the sky
Mumbling like an imbecile cuz it was high
Each disrespectful word
Was totally absurd
It makes me wonder... what is wrong with this guy?
He has no clue how to write poems that make sense
Guess I'll chalk it up to his mind being dense
He's a turkey and a pig
or better yet, a prig
For lacking the quality of effulgence...
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Categories:
prig, identity,
Form:
Limerick
Initiation
three pensee
Break room
boss’s nephew -
You’re using my favorite mug.
I’m sorry, it wasn’t labeled.
(I lie, his cup, my eye.)
Garage
boss’s nephew -
Your car’s in my uncle’s spot.
How was I to know which was his?
(I cough, the prig, buzz off.)
Taken
I’ve just been had.
Boss’s nephew takes care of
my welcome to the factory.
(I smile! Just wait awhile.)...
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Categories:
prig, work,
Form:
Verse
Persnickety Pig
Persnickety pig, persnickety pig
Would you like to smoke a favorite cig?
Cancer chances are amazingly big
He is being tempted by his cousin Quig
How about alcohol? Please take a swig.
Come here, persnickety pig, don’t be a prig.
Person who added this was his cousin Zig
For this cousin PP did not give a fig.
Zig thought this was funny, he danced a jig
Loud snapping noises, he had stepped on a twig
Persnickety pig, persnickety pig
Where is your mud? I have a need to dig....
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Categories:
prig, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th
Form:
Monorhyme