Short Pretty Sure Poems

I’m
not sure
what my spirit
animal is - but I’m
pretty sure it has rabies...

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I ate a fortune cookie with the paper in it 
I am pretty sure that the fortune 
will come through...

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Are dogs our long lost missing link
Basically can they talk and possibly think
At times they shock me
Surely they can talk with me
Pretty sure they have us all hoodwinked...

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Pretty sure this is a very well known fact
I've long been a lover, it's part of my act
Don't blame me
Always down on my knees
Begging for sweet words has always been my tact...

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Pretty sure all you guys can attest to the pain
Kicked in the jewels, bad words you exclaim
Totally collapse
Prefer death perhaps
Eyeballs roll and you lose bits of your brain...

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Pretty sure all you guys can attest to the pain
Kicked in the jewels, bad words you exclaim
Totally collapse
Prefer death perhaps
Eyeballs roll and you lose bits of your brain...

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Pretty sure all you guys can attest to the pain
Kicked in the jewels, bad words you exclaim
Totally collapse
Prefer death perhaps
Eyeballs roll and you lose bits of your brain...

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Pretty sure all you guys can attest to the pain
Kicked in the jewels, bad words you exclaim
Totally collapse
Prefer death perhaps
Eyeballs roll and you lose bits of your brain...

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At night she glows,
During the day she gleams.
With butterfly studs on her ears, she smiles ready to conquer the world.
I don’t know her name but am pretty sure she’s pretty.
And may the Grace…...

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Dear dear friends, won't you come out to play
I'm prim and proper as the girlies all say
Play a sweet tune
On my old piccaloon
Pretty sure wifey's put stuff in my cookies today!...

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Can't see my spot, pretty sure it's still there
Felt a stirring below when I spotted a lady fair
Looked up at me
Said, “didn't you see?”
Motioned frantically, waving it poor self in the air!...

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and I'm pretty sure that yours is the same.
                        my blood is red;
                        to judge me,
                        are you
                        Who



Reversed Tetractys...

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Limericks are flowing, sitting here on my ass
Writing at a blazin' speed, pretty sure it's laughing gas 
I can't keep up with me
A fast limmy honouree
Send money and I'll try to keep making you laugh...

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You may know the greylag from a Mother Goose Rhyme.
This sort of goose lays 3 to 5 eggs at a time.
If clutch size distribution is uniform, I'm
Pretty sure the egg number will likely be prime....

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Picking up Annie's poop sure ain't a lot of fun
But it's all apart of the love that's being spun
Pretty sure if they could
Do it themselves they would
But limited they are so we do it us lucky sons of guns...

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We live in an age of technical wizardry
Like it or not we must master these mysteries
It's a strain on our brain
Often utter words profane
Pretty sure my brain has sustained a serious injury


© Jack Ellison 2016...

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I looked up from my dainty teacup with pink roses and gold trim
I think it was Cuba Gooding; I am pretty sure it was him.
Hey! I said to my husband, who was devouring his fish.
Is that who I think it is? He looked and said “you wish”....

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I've always prided myself on being a “smart feller”
But sometimes it gets twisted and I say “fart smeller”
Quite good at that too
Sometimes blow off my shoes
Pretty sure the odour has reached interstellar


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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I think,
To be honest
I am pretty sure
My mind, I have lost
Because
I cannot anymore see  
The face 
I love the most
You all may very well say
It was not meant to be
But,to me
This just cannot be
It’s a dream for me
To be with her
For eternity...

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I looked into the mirror this morning and I know the light was dim
but for a moment I swear I saw my father…so I waved and smiled at him

I didn’t have my glasses on which makes it hard for me to see
But I’m pretty sure, for a moment, I saw him smiling back at me...

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The dreaded zombie apocalypse
Has been the rage now for years
The dead shall rise and get us
Received  by both jeers and cheers

Don't worry so much about it
Even if you are a little waif
They'll be looking for brains to eat 
So I'm pretty sure you'll be safe!...

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Charmaine my love, so wonderful to again be apart of your world
Pretty sure I'm just one of the many that miss your lovely sweet words
If you stay, many will smile
Please stay for awhile
But understand if there are reasons for your visits you've curbed...

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Everything is temporary
Nothing is yours to keep forever
Even your cells, soul and molecules
Are as fleeting as the weather

Didn’t realize they were only on loan
Now I know that’s a fact
And now I’m Pretty sure the Cosmos…
…Wants my atoms back…
...

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I SWEAR

            If you or they could love me right perfect
                   I am pretty sure to reciprocate.
                  
                    If I love really you or them
                  In return I will expect the same.

!2/04/15
               
    Contest No. 480 by Brian Strand...

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You watch the river pass you by 
Wishing that small sail boat would  glide by
Remembering  fun filled days you spent  foating by
Carefree sailing as your  days of youth slip  by
a single rose is launched today , one last sweet goodbye .



pretty sure nothing like but had a go lol
comp entry 12/07/2016...

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