Short Prawn Poems

The Tuna and the Prawn
Swam together -
- Now in sandwich form!...

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tomato pizza cheese bites
onion bhaji
a spiced vegetable roll
melba toast pate
prawn cocktail dip
fruit kebabs
Snack !...

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Sugar-cured prawn omelette
pumpkin risotto
a fusillo with meat balls
and spiced aubergine
ricotta cheesecake
goosberry
Fool !...

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you need divine intervention ~ look at me this walking miracle

said a limbless starfish to a half eaten prawn ~ gone hysterical...

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Prawn & allple thai curry
Thai-style mussels
Butternut squash sage rissotto
or egg fried noodles
Clotted cream waffles
Take away
Say !...

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King size prawn cocktail hors d'oeuvre
Duchesse potatoes
Crown roasted ribs of mutton
Balmoral tarlets
Mint imperials
Bourbon bakes
Sheik!...

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pancakes barbara with cream
a buckwheat galette
haddock,prawn savoury wraps
brandy crepe suzettes
dribbled with treacle
Flip,flip Hoo
Ray!...

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pancakes barbara with cream
a buckwheat galette
haddock,prawn savoury wraps
brandy crepe suzettes
dribbled with treacle
Flip,flip Hoo
Ray!...

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kabocha no netsuke (sweet pumpkin)
an agedashi (tofu)
sashimi movi awase (raw fish)
tendon tempura (prawn rice)
wasibi ice cream
sake
Try !...

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Double size smoked salmon bites
cheese brulee  oatcakes
roast shredded duck black pudding
parmesan sables
chilli prawn platter
a festive
Fizz!...

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Chicory and parsley soup
smoked streaky bacon
devilled prawn notepaper bread
sweet sandwich granache
buttermilk snow with
pink rhubarb
Drool !...

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Prawn cutlet with mustard sauce
along with meat balls
and crispy French fries,
followed by ice cream.
Water flows in tongue !
Fantastic 
Food.
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Albo shall go..Lambie too.! 
There are some camps lying idle
I hear we need a digital zoo?
So don't come the 'raw prawn'
Now Australians ! what say you.?
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Prawn cocktails I really do like to scoff,
but with this one, I’m not game to cough,
for it sent me reeling;
I’ve got a gut feeling,
that the prawns in this cocktail are off....

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An Australian pug so loves prawn
she could munch it from evening ‘till dawn
It’s called shrimp, silly Aussie
yaps a Yank borzoi quite bossy
But being good mates, their anger’s long gone...

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There’s crustaceans in my rations,
And the krill are in my pills.
There’s a prawn on my lawn,
And all this gives me chills.
There’s an oyster who is cloistered
With a crawfish in a dish,
But the shrimp is on the barbie,
And that’s what gives me thrills....

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Prawn and Winkle Custard

Prawn and Winkle Custard
A delicacy and delight
Much nicer than Pilchard Jelly
Sounds disgusting and contrite
I’m partial to Bat wing stew
Though not to the taste of all
But as for Squid legs soup
Yuk, that makes my Stomach crawl...

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There was a she-ghost in Elly's pantry
                           She loved cold meat and a lavish entree
                                       With the pass of dawn
                                        She ate a tiger prawn
                        And jumped over the broomstick with a gentry...

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I own the whole eatery. 
I drove miles to be here.
The aroma and warmth, 
Makes me drool to eat here.
I can never resist the prawn soup!
The spices and hotness 
I get indulged in
The sour taste 
It is just perfectly cooked 

We need food and water,
But certainly the prawn soup provides food for the flavours of life....

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As ye sow, 
you get the maybe corn, 
and reap,
the stinking  uncooked prawn,
cos ye n me are slack ....

ones deed comes up to speed ,
like car on the racing track,
it comes around yes indeed,
next time it gives you a smack,
karma on the racetrack steed,
a hurting memory Jack,
why the silly bludger always bleeds,
elementary, it talks back....

Don...

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                               As a fisherman:
                                    it's always a great feeling
                                    to give back its freedom
                                    like freeing a she crab
                                    a she milkfish, a she prawn
                                    for spawning purposes....

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Nobodys there when all love is gone
my heart feeling like its just been withdrawn
all of my life is like a river prawn
just sitting here wonderin what to do next
My spirit and my soul is gettin so vexed
cant sit here all day on da phone and text
sittin here so long switching from side to side, changing sides so much til' it hurts my neck
Because, nobodys there when all love is gone...

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When I see a king prawn in its shell
Some vomit I want to expel
This fish food I despise
With ten legs and two eyes
It’s really my idea of food hell!
I baulk when a king prawn is peeled
and that witchetty grub is revealed
It makes me feel sick
I look away quick
My disgust just cannot be concealed!

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Sponsored by Kevin Shaw

07/01/18...

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need thee
need thee
oh, how I need thee
everyday
and every hour
need thee
need thee
oh how I need thee
I need thee
every minute of my life

presence the diamonds
presence the gold
the prawn that are drawn
to hold
the papers for us
to sign and agree
to stand before all
for the world to see

need thee
need thee
oh how I need thee
every minute
and every hour
I need thee
oh love...

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Menu

- Prawn eyeballs - as black as a hole in space

- Alien squid - with face hugging tentacles 

- Martian Octopus head - eerily out of place

- Flying saucer seabass - sci-fi Metallic

- Prawn antennae - picking up signals from planet X

- Lobster claws - armoured like a Mech

- The Blob – Drowned in acid

- Shrimp - nuclear pink

- Rows of reptilian fish - Morbidly staring ahead...

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