Short Porcine Poems
Short Porcine Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Porcine by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Porcine by length and keyword.
Huffing and Puffing
The trio of porcine creatures, various dwellings did construct,
One straw, one stick...and one securely glued with brick.
A foul mouthed canine villain, chose their lives to disrupt,
One puff, one blow...but the last made him ever so sick....
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Categories:
porcine, word play,
Form:
Blank verse
Table Dance
softporn saxophone
botex for the soul,
strained faces only
held together by skin;
gluteal muscles for
nylon hearts and sweaty collars,
porcine,popeyed,
each mouth fallen open
like a gallow`s trapdoor;
the delight at a
big dame battleship
built in stereo
that makes aftershave
boil under matching ties;
littlemen reduced to red....
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Categories:
porcine, dance,
Form:
Burlesque
She Is a Global Megastar - Inspired By Celebrity Limerick Contest
Miss Piggy’s a world famous Muppet
(Some people think she’s just a puppet)
When she flutters her eyes
Many cute handsome guys
Are star struck and some kick the bucket!
When Piggy went on a blind date
Her suitor she had to berate
He made a mistake
And ordered pork steak
No porcine is found near her plate!
8/21/18...
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Categories:
porcine, celebrity, food, fun, humorous, relationship,
Form:
Limerick
Jose Can You See
Jose, can you see,
There's a pig in that tree!
He's perched there, as sure as a kite.
Jose, can you see him?
He's there, on that tree limb,
Just beaming with porcine delight.
Jose, can you see,
There's a pig in that tree!
He's grinning and waving at you.
Oh, won't you please look?
Take your nose from that book!
Well, never mind, Joe--he just flew....
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Categories:
porcine, animals, children, funny,
Form:
I do not know?