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She Is a Global Megastar - Inspired By Celebrity Limerick Contest

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Miss Piggy’s a world famous Muppet (Some people think she’s just a puppet) When she flutters her eyes Many cute handsome guys Are star struck and some kick the bucket! When Piggy went on a blind date Her suitor she had to berate He made a mistake And ordered pork steak No porcine is found near her plate! 8/21/18

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Tania Kitchin

Date: 8/27/2018 3:45:00 PM

Ha ha, very entertaining and funny!

Jan Allison
Date: 8/27/2018 4:24:00 PM

Thanks for the contest I got 2 poems for the price of one, just love the limerick form:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 8/21/2018 11:26:00 PM

G'day Jan … I wonder if Miss Piggy drinks bore water! - thank you Jan once again for your entertaining lines - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 8/22/2018 4:48:00 PM

oh she may indeed drink it Lindsay lol:-) hugs jan xx

Janice Canerdy

Date: 8/21/2018 6:32:00 PM

Excellent, Jan--Love it! Janice

Jan Allison
Date: 8/21/2018 7:52:00 PM

Thanks Janice, maybe there will be another contest I can use it in in the future:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 8/21/2018 6:23:00 PM

haha. Loved that last part!!! you GO , Girl.

Jan Allison
Date: 8/21/2018 7:51:00 PM

Lin helped me with the porcine word I had bovine which referred to cattle but i didn't know the correct one so i'm really grateful for her advice!:-) hugs Jan xx

Judy Valko

Date: 8/21/2018 3:09:00 PM

So cute!

Jan Allison
Date: 8/21/2018 5:04:00 PM

Thanks Judy:-) hugs Jan xx

Vijay Pandit

Date: 8/21/2018 12:54:00 PM

She surely is a superstar..and she knows it and shows it when she speaks..Well done Jan..this theme is unique..best for a win.

Jan Allison
Date: 8/21/2018 5:03:00 PM

Thanks Vijay, its not for the contest just inspired by it:-) hugs Jan xx

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 8/21/2018 12:38:00 PM

I LOVE Miss Piggy, and Kermit, and this poem, Jan. So much fun!

Jan Allison
Date: 8/21/2018 12:43:00 PM

Thanks Caren:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 8/21/2018 12:16:00 PM

I told you not to tell ...lol great Jan

Jan Allison
Date: 8/21/2018 12:25:00 PM

Ooops Sorry Tim, I forgot she gave you the chop:-( hugs jan xx

Mike Gentile

Date: 8/21/2018 11:03:00 AM

Adorable Jan !! I never tire of Miss Piggy Happy Tuesday xxoo

Jan Allison
Date: 8/21/2018 11:16:00 AM

She is a true megastar Mike and always makes me smile lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Adeniji Toluwalope Gideon

Date: 8/21/2018 9:16:00 AM

Absolute piece of beauty ,Jan. Best wishes in the contest.

Jan Allison
Date: 8/21/2018 9:54:00 AM

Thanks Adeniji its just for fun not for the contest:-) hugs Jan xx

Chris Green

Date: 8/21/2018 9:02:00 AM

Very cute Jan and what a wonderful "celebrity" to choose.

Jan Allison
Date: 8/21/2018 9:54:00 AM

I went with my original poem on Michael Jackson for the contest, I appreciate Miss Piggy is a global megastar but I'm not sure if Tania would like it for the contest lol:-) hugs Jan xx