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She Is a Global Megastar - Inspired By Celebrity Limerick Contest

Miss Piggy’s a world famous Muppet
(Some people think she’s just a puppet)
When she flutters her eyes
Many cute handsome guys
Are star struck and some kick the bucket!

When Piggy went on a blind date
Her suitor she had to berate
He made a mistake
And ordered pork steak
No porcine is found near her plate!



8/21/18

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Tania Kitchin Date: 8/27/2018 3:45:00 PM Ha ha, very entertaining and funny! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/27/2018 4:24:00 PM Thanks for the contest I got 2 poems for the price of one, just love the limerick form:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie Date: 8/21/2018 11:26:00 PM G'day Jan … I wonder if Miss Piggy drinks bore water! - thank you Jan once again for your entertaining lines - Lindsay Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/22/2018 4:48:00 PM oh she may indeed drink it Lindsay lol:-) hugs jan xx

Janice Canerdy Date: 8/21/2018 6:32:00 PM Excellent, Jan--Love it! Janice Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/21/2018 7:52:00 PM Thanks Janice, maybe there will be another contest I can use it in in the future:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 8/21/2018 6:23:00 PM haha. Loved that last part!!! you GO , Girl. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/21/2018 7:51:00 PM Lin helped me with the porcine word I had bovine which referred to cattle but i didn't know the correct one so i'm really grateful for her advice!:-) hugs Jan xx

Judy Valko Date: 8/21/2018 3:09:00 PM So cute! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/21/2018 5:04:00 PM Thanks Judy:-) hugs Jan xx

Vijay Pandit Date: 8/21/2018 12:54:00 PM She surely is a superstar..and she knows it and shows it when she speaks..Well done Jan..this theme is unique..best for a win. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/21/2018 5:03:00 PM Thanks Vijay, its not for the contest just inspired by it:-) hugs Jan xx

Caren Krutsinger Date: 8/21/2018 12:38:00 PM I LOVE Miss Piggy, and Kermit, and this poem, Jan. So much fun! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/21/2018 12:43:00 PM Thanks Caren:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith Date: 8/21/2018 12:16:00 PM I told you not to tell ...lol great Jan Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/21/2018 12:25:00 PM Ooops Sorry Tim, I forgot she gave you the chop:-( hugs jan xx

Mike Gentile Date: 8/21/2018 11:03:00 AM Adorable Jan !! I never tire of Miss Piggy Happy Tuesday xxoo Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/21/2018 11:16:00 AM She is a true megastar Mike and always makes me smile lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Adeniji Toluwalope Gideon Date: 8/21/2018 9:16:00 AM Absolute piece of beauty ,Jan. Best wishes in the contest. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/21/2018 9:54:00 AM Thanks Adeniji its just for fun not for the contest:-) hugs Jan xx

Chris Green Date: 8/21/2018 9:02:00 AM Very cute Jan and what a wonderful "celebrity" to choose. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/21/2018 9:54:00 AM I went with my original poem on Michael Jackson for the contest, I appreciate Miss Piggy is a global megastar but I'm not sure if Tania would like it for the contest lol:-) hugs Jan xx