Short Politically Correct Poems

“politically correct”


i’m fat and a registered voter...

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upon the level playing field -
                               the empty ethos of today...

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Your words can rise,
  or your words can fall

But a politically correct Poet
  —is no Poet at all

(Villanova Pennsylvania: April, 2019)...

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Mouths shut, politically-correct prayer,
open-minded, moment of silence, rare.
Somehow, makes me wonder, does God go there?
...

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TGIF
is now T(TGOYC)IF
It's been decided that Thank God It's Friday is not politically correct.
Thank (The God Of Your Choice) It's Friday is the term we all now accept....

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Constructive criticism,
A term oft misused.

In enhancing another's,
Daily performance.

Be politically correct,
and leave less abused.

Positive feedback,
Encourages conformance....

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My mind is politically correct,
but my shoes have no soul.
I have gained some retrospect,
after losing self control.

I’m washing my brain.
A clean slate is what I need.
Reprogramming my frame,
rinse and repeat....

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I may host a contest? For the most politically correct here
On the theme of playing monopoly, with fake money
Is that legal btw ? I'm sure there will be some interesting
Entrys.'
Place all comments in the box below.'...

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how long
is a foot locker
and what
do they keep in it?

foot lockers
foot solders
foot long hotdogs
footballs
what is the obsession 
are they politically correct
or are they just a foot fetishes
at the foot of my bed...

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Being politically correct
trying hard not to offend 
not following the heart and head
puts a bend in the spirit.
That's why its shaped like 
a shadowy serpent
licking the air
apologizing 
to the 
cold truth 
in the
mirror....

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Politically Correct       =     Don't Rock The Boat
                  Politically Incorrect     =     Burn Down The Mission

                                       would you give a hoot
                                                        or
                                    just live with the illlusion?...

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Obsession with what's
Politically Correct
Is a moron's job

I but jest a bit
I do not mean to offend
All so serious

Nothing personal
Old jokes are now new insults
I laugh at myself

They do take offence
To a bit of funnery
I won't be PC

To offend a few
Before there may be no one
Left here to offend......

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If you'd see what I see
On sunny afternoon
Someone bathing half naked
Licking ice-cream from a spoon

Another wriggle, there she is 
Nudging up her bra
Trying to adjust knicker elastic
Up whose bum has gone to far

A caterpillars life 
Is far from bored I'll have you know
Politically correct it's such a hoot
Wow, way to go!...

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Free Speech
the basis of all great
literature, the way
human hearts
interact and explore,
that which is good
in the nature of humanity—
and the nature
we learn to deplore.

Politically Correct
is the death of poetry
and the death of God
in man—we sailed
from heaven, 

given a blessed wind 

the Current-left 
has vowed
to rescind…....

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"Happy Holidays" I reject
I will not be politically correct
Though others I respect
I feel Christmas is one I must protect.

I refuse to go along
Like some happy song
To say what in my heart feels wrong
Just so I can feel like I  belong.

Go on about your merry way
And have a most joyous day
As for all of you, I do pray
"Merry Christmas" I will always say....

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Find a hammer and chisel
Locate a granite mountain
Carve a hole to call your home
Become your best hermit
Or caveman or “cave-person”
(To be politically correct)

Take that same hammer and chisel
Remove that chip from your shoulder
(To be the best you can)
Find a bolder when you get old
Roll it in front of the entrance
(Your home is now a tomb
See you soon)...

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you've got religion on your breath
and existentialism hanging in your closet
politically correct
cannabis vapor
give me purple diesel
or give me death star
some mental exercises
for longer life
and longer eyelashes
taste another green world
vegan parmesan cheese
saved by zen medicine
and rapid weight loss
philosophy isn't books, honey
it's a skin care offer...

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Hand me your policies
I'll take a gander
Sexual harassment not allowed
Neither is slander

What a boring place
Let's be politically correct
Offend everyone
Or show them neglect

Make up my mind
There's work to do
Touching below the shoulders
Is sexual harassment too.

The world is full of
People with low self-esteem
Get a grip people
Not everything is what it seems...

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Fond Farewell



Questionable relationships,
Blemished with disappointment.
Unforeseen deception,
Sincerity a sham.

Self-interested motives,
Fair-weathered associations.
Politically correct affiliations,
Unforgivable avoidance.

Cast-off, black-listed,
Circumstantial accusations.
Self serving agendas,
Betrayal no more.

No love lost....
What comes around, Goes Around....

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HEADLINES FLASHING!  

NEWS CASTS BLARING!
 
 
     Sparrow found guilty of killing Cock Robin with his little bow and 
arrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!    Judge to announce sentence!!!
 
   
   "Since you admit killing Cock Robin, I sentence you to twenty years for 
poaching.  Officer take this prisoner away."
 
 
HEADLINES FLASHING!  

NEWS CASTS BLARING!
 
 

THE SPARROW HAS FLOWN THE  COOP!...

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I've mentioned the absurdity
We deal with everyday,
If Vince or DJoePappa were president
It wouldn't be that way...

Things might start to make sense,
They sure as hell don't now,
And if I were to witness such,
I swear than then I'd vow...
To vote for them every time
In hopes that sense they'd bring,
And turn this nonsensical nightmare,
Into something to make the bells
once more to ring....

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Yeoman throw 
On another
Cigarette to
Fuel the
Fire

Yeoman
Throw on
Another
Cigarette
To fuel 
The fire

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    to                 t
        F  U  E  L...

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I write for myself,
let my message be clear.
My words will bring truth,
and stifle all fear.

I bring forth a message,
between a few words that rhyme.
Yes, I did keep my day job,
this is only part time.

I may not be beautiful,
or politically correct.
My friendship and loyalty,
is something you won't ever get.

I say what I mean,
and I mean what I say.
Trust me sugar britches,
I'm here to stay....

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To Donald Trump who's free to speak,
the Press don't like your freedom.
Express yourself and call them out
with hopes you'll keep your edom.

The world has hopes you'll have your say.
Blast-Damn the politically correct.
To save the world some other way
would mean less to protect.

A vote for you should win our prize.
A man to claim we're free.
So go on Donald Trump and thrive
and do it for our plea....

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PoetDestroyer is the name of she
and she's under the delusion that she crushed me,
but an Indian Giver is yours truly.
I take back my slam crown of royalty.

Not a limerick my little slam queen nemisis?
No need to get yourself all distressed
I'm an Indian Giver, remember? I withdraw from your contest.
By the way, "Indian Giver" isn't politically correct.

Hi P D. Nice to see ya again.
*TheKidsterWasHere*...

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