Short Perth Poems

once a sports doctor from perth

wanted to leave planet earth

for his nurse did inject

dietetically wreck

a famous champions girth....

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There was a fat pickrel from Perth.
Saddled with little self worth.
He befriended a perch.
Who lived bye a birch.
Then ate him ,increasing his girth....

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There once was a lady from Perth
Who was forever losing her purse
Attached it to her tit
Dared people to steal it
Her bashing of heads turned out a lot worse...

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There once was a Scotsman from Perth
who loved red haired women with girth
his head he would place
in breastly embrace
and blow bubbles for all he was worth!




*for Jamie...

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There once was a birthing person from Perth
He/She/It battled quite a hefty girth
  Couldn't sit, so she squatted
  Reputation mud-spotted
But oh man, could she push when she gave birth...

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An old Aussie in the suburbs of Perth
Writes the corniest folk songs on earth
His heart’s always breakin’
He’s again been forsaken
and his gals cheatin’ out thar in Fort Worth

2/13/22...

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Putin would obliterate Earth
Kim Jong-Un denies Earth has worth
They want to destroy
Every girl and boy
They should try killing flies in Perth!

(and/or mosquitoes everywhere)...

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A naturalist living in Perth
[A man of considerable girth]
Snagged an old kangaroo
For an American zoo
And shipped it off to Texas, (Fort Worth)


Written April 29, 2021...

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An evil kangaroo poacher from Perth
Rousted rare 'roos for all they were worth.
But, one day as he wrangled,
In his noose he got tangled,
Now of kangaroo poachers from Perth there's a dearth....

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Anywhere On Earth Or in Perth

Even if in America or Australia in Perth,
No matter where when we are on earth;
Incredible fact chilling,
God is always willing;
He knows exactly what we are worth.

Jim Horn...

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Adored, loved, and regaled from Melbourne to Perth
She's my blue heeler, the source of such joy and mirth
With her Dingo—DNA
She's a free spirit all the way
And the best mate one could ever hope for on earth!

3/4/23...

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Student A brings in simplification.
Student B goes to Perth for a much needed vacation.
Student C votes for classroom unification.
Teacher has lost it, and wants participation.
I give up! Yells the X’s of multiplication....

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The Mistress of Mirth

There once was a lady from Perth
who the men called the mistress of mirth
she was all laughs and giggles
and provocative wiggles
right up to the day she gave birth.


John G. Lawless
3/16/2015...

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Berth Write/limerick


There was a young wordsmith from Perth
who when writing would question the worth
of words from the thesaurus
he so hoped would awe us
though placed in a substandard berth


John G. Lawless
6/9/2015...

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AUSTRALIA



Big  empty home of the  kangaroo
Where  all  real patriots are  true blue
People  upside down from Alice to Perth
Hiding down there underneath the earth
Continent    incapable  of  containment
Unlimited scope for  inverted attainment...

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This Martian was as mean as it gets
He ran out of Martian cigarettes. 
He landed his spaceship on earth,
At a highway rest stop near Perth,
and found plenty by trailing the pets.

© Mar 13 2010
Placed 3rd in "Out of This World Limerick contest"...

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William,lived and died in Perth
Buried now in Scottish turf-
Diarist,poet extraodinaire
I do declare...lived a life of pain
Yet..lasting fame lies in his cinquain

tribute to my favourite Scottish poet -William Soutar

See and hear more on my blog today Aug 11th...

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On his annual flight about the earth,

   Santa continues to expand his girth!

      'Tis due to cookies and milk,

         And other treats of that ilk,

            That he samples from Botswana to Perth!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) All Rights Reserved...

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William,lived and died in Perth
Buried now in Scottish turf-
Diarist,poet extraodinaire
I do declare...lived a life of pain
Yet..lasting fame lies in his cinquain

tribute to my favourite Scottish poet -William Soutar note 
my book of over 100 of his cinquains FLOWERS OF LIFE (isbn 1 903203 473) 10$ remain available to buy...

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TG, 
Probably is too hot for kangaroos. 
So from Melbourne to Perth went on a cruise;
Ended up on greatest place on earth
Where prolific people grow in Perth.

James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet

Are kangaroos and Aborigine on 
West Coast of Australia? Always
remember Australia being called 
the Continent down under. How
is global warming affecting you....

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From Banksia Grove to Alfred Cove
There are lovely sights to see
Sorrento Quay is on the way
To where my children love to play
Elizabeth Quay is a brand new place
That puts a smile upon my face
Oh Perth is such a lovely place to be
South West Australia is for me
Then Midland lies there in the East
And Fremantle lies in the West
But every part of our grand city
To me, she is the best...

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stay away from the water deep,
our great white shark thinks i'm nice n sweet, 
the terror of the deep n wide,
perhaps relate to suicide,
on the west coast the widows weep,
around ol Perth swift death does sweep,
to just be bit in halves,
by a monster shark that starves,
great monster of the deep...

re: 'On the Ocean Waves'
Russell Sivey

Don 


Been a few lives taken lately Jaws is out here......

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Oh, pretty pastel lion with your puffy cheeks
Beauty is in your colors, your eyes green as creeks.
A mere description is not enough to show your worth.
I hear you have admirers from Kenya to Perth.

I wonder about your heritage your fur is so true.
With a gorgeousness about it in both pink and blue.
Oh pretty pastel lion, you are what we talk about.
However, we do not want to meet you on our walk-about....

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At the class reunion everyone gave SP a wide berth.
She came out of nowhere, from the direction of Perth.
She should be in Africa, she’s a total sexpot one said.
SP heard them and her face turned a glorious red.

I’ll have you know I am a grandma, and a wife.
I have had an amazing, adventurous wonderful life.
The women ran off, but the men stayed to visit with her.
She was totally a sexpot said my great Uncle Cur....

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