Watch Your Diet, Santa

On his annual flight about the earth,

   Santa continues to expand his girth!

      'Tis due to cookies and milk,

         And other treats of that ilk,

            That he samples from Botswana to Perth!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Copyright © | Year Posted 2013

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Guzzi Avatar
December 9, 2013 at 3:49 PM
Poor ole Santa! Thanks so much for stopping by and commenting on my verse. Light & Love
Bauer Avatar
December 6, 2013 at 8:06 AM
bob - you cracked me up with this one! keep 'em coming!!!
Harrell Avatar
December 5, 2013 at 7:58 PM
Haha, yes. Santa 'd better watch out. He may not be able to slide down the chimney. Enjoying the cold weather, Bob?
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